Badwater qualification?
Badwater qualification?
Good lord, please stop making me laugh.
PM is 100.00000000000% NOT CAPABLE of running this:
results 27 Parvaneh Moayedi Manchaca TX 47 F 3 23:51:17 74.1
Again, that's 14:18 min per mile. That's about what she just walked a few days ago at the Mainly. So now she can go 100 miles at the same pace as her marathon pace?
This whole PM scene is totally ridiculous.
Oh yah, SH (AKA Slow Hand) "ran" this crazy fast time too.
results 40 Steven Holehan Austin TX 46 M 31 25:19:40 60.51
I don't think so.
6:03:52 wrote:
Day 1: Approx 6 hrs wrote:My contact reported that she came in around 6 hours on Day 1. My contact also indicated PM may want to consider investing in some bigger shorts. It was not a very flattering look apparently.
129 Parvaneh Moayedi f mar TX 50 6:03:52
http://mainlymarathons.com/results/2014-results/2014-center-of-the-nation-results/2014-center-of-the-nation-day-1/
Race 2:
129 Parvaneh Moayedi f mar TX 50 6:17:00
http://mainlymarathons.com/results/2014-results/2014-center-of-the-nation-results/2014-center-of-the-nation-day-2/Nice walk
Saving it for the big one on the fifth day
PM is the only BW runner who can't break a damn 5 hr marathon. 6:17? Sloooooow. Seriously?!?? Lack of fitness and chronic cheater! But she can finish Badwater in a minivan.
WTF is the point if going out for a daily walk? This is not record breaking.
More Oompa Loompa. Repeat.
PM needs to find gainful employment. Daily walking is not a profession!!!!!!!!!
6:17:00:00:00:00:00:00:00:00:00:00 sounds once again, like it was self-reported. She must feel right at home making up bogus times with nice rounds zerooooooooooooooooos at the end!
She has to be the seriouy lacking in the intelligence dept.
What is strange...99%of the participants have seconds attached to their times. Does she just stand by the mat and wait for the clock to turn :00?
Same question wrote:
What is strange...99%of the participants have seconds attached to their times. Does she just stand by the mat and wait for the clock to turn :00?
http://mainlymarathons.com/results/2014-results/2014-center-of-the-nation-results/2014-center-of-the-nation-day-2/
(Insert Theme song playing in the background here) She is no ordinary woman. She has the amazing ability to control time, leap tall mountains in a single bound and boldly go where no normal ultra runner dare to go. She is the Iranmarathon Woman! (Insert rolling credits here)... Supporting cast include, Steve... Chris K and PM as herself and PM as Race Director. Transportation provided Dodge.
To be continued...
Or not.
I would cast:
Rosie O'Donnell as PM, or possibly Oprah because she is a sub 5 marathoner
Steve Martin as Steve Helena
Kevin Bacon as Kevin Brosi
Will Ferrell as a good runner who whistle blows the whole thing after years of being edged out at races and records by PM
Tina Fey as PM's accomplice "aka get in the van girl"
Dodge Caravan as Dodge Caravan
Sadly this movie would be more attended than any other running movie in history
P.S. I would also cast Megan Fox because ... well ... you know
someone should just tranquilize this animal and fit her with a GPS device. We can all follow along where she travels to (or not to...)
...yawn...
I guess that is how she pleads ignorance. I zoomed in on this pic to see if she had a watch on
http://mainlymarathons.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/127.jpg
she doesn't look like she is wearing on.... though of course, if you run with a watch (GPS or target $10 type) you then can't claim you just got confused and missed a lap or something...you have *god forbid* a sense of pace.
I guess hers is just an inner clock, since she always finishes on the :00s.
That said, while you're zooming in... the quads... the legs.... even in this hobby jogger crowd she looks out of shape. NO WAY she even walked 80% of Badwater 135. She's not just "not fast." She's Not Remotely Fit. At All.
Normally I would encourage someone who is not fit to continue their walking routine to continue losing weight.... but she's wearing her sponsored shirt and bragging on her Guinness accomplishments.
Sad.
2014 Center of the Nation - Full Marathon - September 19, 2014 - Belle Fourche, SD
Time
129 Parvaneh Moayedi f mar TX 50 5:46:17
SO that gives her a 3 day total of:
6:03:52
6:17:00
5:46:17
I'll set the over/under at 4:45 for Day 5.
There isn't a bra in the world strong enough to withstand that sort of punishment for six+ hours straight.
go away wrote:
I guess that is how she pleads ignorance. I zoomed in on this pic to see if she had a watch on
http://mainlymarathons.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/127.jpgshe doesn't look like she is wearing on.... though of course, if you run with a watch (GPS or target $10 type) you then can't claim you just got confused and missed a lap or something...you have *god forbid* a sense of pace.
I guess hers is just an inner clock, since she always finishes on the :00s.
That said, while you're zooming in... the quads... the legs.... even in this hobby jogger crowd she looks out of shape. NO WAY she even walked 80% of Badwater 135. She's not just "not fast." She's Not Remotely Fit. At All.
Normally I would encourage someone who is not fit to continue their walking routine to continue losing weight.... but she's wearing her sponsored shirt and bragging on her Guinness accomplishments.
Sad.
Dolly Parton sports bra built with aircraft strength steel wire.
Badwater = Bogus to begin with.
... Cab-fare is included in the 1000 buck entry fee, right?
No husband Steve in the results. As he's no longer on the scene his worst nightmare could eventuate, i.e. Dr Terrie being in with a chance.
