Potentially Suspicious Runner To Run 836 Miles in 9 Days for "Charity"

Terrie and Dave those well-known homeschooling tutors are going to set up the first UK franchise of my Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good.

I think we can also conclude that Dave's smoking story is either a complete lie or extreme exaggeration. The Run page says he was smoking 7 cigarettes a day whereas in TV interviews, Dave says he was smoking 60 cigarettes a day.

Tinfoil Hat wrote:

I think we can also conclude that Dave's smoking story is either a complete lie or extreme exaggeration. The Run page says he was smoking 7 cigarettes a day whereas in TV interviews, Dave says he was smoking 60 cigarettes a day.

You fool. Smocking is taking ten cigarretes and taping them together which count as one.

Tinfoil Hat wrote:

Yes, "The Run" page was clearly Dave and Terrie's because the posts on it are time-stamped 2015 and we clearly were not trolling them back then.

Nice of Terrie to confirm it is their page by deleting it for us.

Hi, Terrie! Can you start posting on here again? We miss you!

Good point re the dates and it wasn't just coincidence that it happened to get deleted in the morning UK time after getting posted here around 10pm UK time and it was still there at midnight UK time. Terrie had packed the kids off to school, got on the computer, checked out this thread and deleted the FB site, pretty obvious really.

Terrie, you do know what a 'screen shot' is don't you? You're too late with all your deleting, these LR trolls, sleuths and truth seekers are experienced at this sort of thing from investigations on many, many cheating threads, so they know to 'screen shot' everything.

From observing these past threads it's the cheaters that just come clean are the ones that quickly get forgotten about and left alone.

Yours and Dave's choice.

You caught me. I'm sorry.

Shite Hawk wrote:

Clearly this page has been written by a child or a Troll/hater/sleuth. The page is not connected to Terrie or Dave's Facebook account's. Therefore could have been created by any one, or one of their children. (Who easily make mistakes).

Shite Hawk didn't write that, as I am Shite Hawk and, unless I went into a coma at some point this morning, I know I never posted that. I also know how to use apostrophes and wouldn't have put the part in parentheses after the full stop, or with a capital w).

If you want to impersonate me, you'll need to up your grammar game somewhat.

Another update. Alex, from Streetlife - who provided the bikes - has been filled in with the antics of the Readings and is currently going through the disbelief stage. Just another four stages of the grieving process for him to go through, then, before he is finally accepting of the right royal leg-lifting to which hehas been subjected by those two shysters.

Shite Hawk wrote:

Another update. Alex, from Streetlife

The way this started, I thought this was going to be about some hapless Boy Band the Readings had roped into endorsing them.

Anyhow in terms of your Shite impersonator, you could register your username on here.

I'll be spectating the London marathon and will keep my eyes out for him. I'll try to catch his attention by dangling a big juicy sausage. I'll get a picture if it works.

ExpertKipWatcher wrote:

The way this started, I thought this was going to be about some hapless Boy Band the Readings had roped into endorsing them.

Hahaha!

The bikes have been returned, by the way.

Dave's the Monkey. wrote:

Tinfoil Hat wrote:https://www.sealskinz.com/CA/blog?news_id=582

Photos and classic must watch video from Mark-Hewlett-the-organ-grinder.

Amazing that people actually believe this sort of bullshit.

Looking at Dave's running mechanics and I particular what his left leg is doing in this video, there is no chance he would not break down during an ultra, let alone LEJOG.

Hi Adam

I bet Shite Hawk's impersonator is Terrie with SpellCheck.

Sausages on the Ground wrote:

I'll be spectating the London marathon and will keep my eyes out for him. I'll try to catch his attention by dangling a big juicy sausage. I'll get a picture if it works.

I'll be racing London. If I see you dangling a big juicy sausage, I will step on it. I need neither that type of distraction nor temptation when I'm trying to break 5 hours.

Hi Adam wrote:

Hi Adam

Now there is a Mike Rossi tactic, odd how cheating threads reveal the same behaviour

Sausages on the Ground wrote:

I'll be spectating the London marathon and will keep my eyes out for him. I'll try to catch his attention by dangling a big juicy sausage. I'll get a picture if it works.

I'll bet he bites.

He won't show up for London. He'll Greathouse it and have a family emergency come up, or possibly a mystery injury.

Tinfoil Hat wrote:

I wonder if Coach Paul hooked Dave up with some steroids and EPO.

Why? What would be the point? EPO does not work for elite athletes.

Shite Hawk wrote:

Another update. Alex, from Streetlife - who provided the bikes - has been filled in with the antics of the Readings and is currently going through the disbelief stage. Just another four stages of the grieving process for him to go through, then, before he is finally accepting of the right royal leg-lifting to which hehas been subjected by those two shysters.

Three, you-forgot-the-organ-grinder-Mark-Hewlett.