lets see
3 beers
1 pint of jager
you and a friend drank 2 fifths of hard alcohol
64 ounces more of beer
more shots
pitcher of beer
sure, that sounds possible for a night.
you forgot 135 pounds.
does anyone have a story that doesn't involve peeing on themselves or in a closet?
you underestimate the power of a trained liver f***stain
Not me but a friend...i guess he was drinking before the guy took the video
drinking out of the toilet that is
"Pathetic frat party" - redundant
I got really drunk at an NFL football game (wont tell you where) and had to piss REALLY bad with like 4 minutes left and a potential game winning drive about to happen so I pissed in the stands in front of like 65,000+ fans. First I filled two cups that used to have beer in them then I finished on the ground.. luckilly only my two buddies next to me noticed and I didnt get arrested or anything... Then after the game (my team lost) I was trying to offer a cup of my piss to tons of fans of the opposing team... what a day
not too pround wrote:
I got really drunk at an NFL football game (wont tell you where) and had to piss REALLY bad with like 4 minutes left and a potential game winning drive about to happen so I pissed in the stands in front of like 65,000+ fans. First I filled two cups that used to have beer in them then I finished on the ground.. luckilly only my two buddies next to me noticed and I didnt get arrested or anything... Then after the game (my team lost) I was trying to offer a cup of my piss to tons of fans of the opposing team... what a day
Wow, that is NUTS!!!!! And it probably describes the weekly ritual of about half the male students in attendance each week at your local college football game.
*yawn*
i once boned rojo in front of his team
so me and my homie head out for a night. we enter a shady night club downtown, have a couple drinks and start mingling. we do a few shots and whatnot. things are going great. no more than a half hour later he's nowhere to be seen. my boy gets more ass than captain kirk ever did, so he'd probably scooted out with some chick and had her buck ass nude by then. that's his usual M.O. so i'm there doing my thing, playing the game, but all i can remember other than that was waking up some several hours later face down in a warehouse stairwell. i come to, still disoriented, and feel the pain on my the side of my head. it's gashed open and bloody, obviously from some sorta altercation. other than that i feel fine but confused as hell. i find an exit door and step out trying to determine my whereabouts. i don't recognize a damn thing around there, so i take off running, make it a few blocks, spot a cab driver.... sonofabitch. i'm about 30 miles from where i started the evening from. i check my pockets. my cell phone and wallet are still on me. i tell the cabby where to take me. i want to make a phone call but the battery is dead. after about a half hour i get home, bum rush my homie's room and my boy's in bed with a complete f'n stranger. crazy.
Where to start on this one...I mean, aside from all the drunk driving...
-got into a tequilla chugging contest with my roomie one night. He ended up throwing up into a trash can just as we sat down to watch a movie I don't even remeber. Declaring myself the winner, I went to go to bed. As soon as I laid down and the room started spinning, I crawled to the bathroom, puked my guts, and proceeded to spend the night in the fetal position on the floor. And I couldn't figure out why my hip hurt the next day. Haven't been able to stand the sight or smell of tequila since.
-same said friend and I were bullying one of the new freshman with the captain. don't recall quite how much I had, but I recall going to bed, then waking up face up, rolling to the side, and projectile vomiting all over my floor, desk, and laptop. I got up, looked at it, then went outside to the couch and slept there the rest of the night.
-got crossfaded and spent several hours in the fetal position on the curb outside an apartment complex in a shady neighborhood (i swear i heard gunshots) until my friends dragged me back inside and dropped me in front of a toilet.
-an acquaintance and I split off from our group in downtown TJ bc we had to piss. We used an alley and wandered around for about a half hour until we found our buddies. I still don't know how we avoided getting jumped, abducted, or killed.
I'm much more mature with my drinking these days and avoid hard liquor.
It had been a bit of a dry spell with the ladies, luckily my teammate had a girl who was real into me, a foreign exchange student at that!
Only problem was that she was really ugly. I told myself it would be fine, I just needed to get some beer in me. I proceeded to drink myself into oblivion as she showed up at the party.
Trying to dance and suck face with this girl while standing upright proved to be too difficult, so we brought things back to her place. A few minutes later we were naked and I had my eyes locked shut. Boning ensued, unfortunately so did nausea. After getting a serious case of whiskey-dick, i realized I didn't feel too good. I jumped up and, completely naked, ran down her hall with a condom still on my dick to go puke over her entire bathroom.
Didn't know what to do at this point, so I went back to her room and pretended like nothing happened. Don't know if she could tell that my mouth probably tasted like my ass or not, but proceeded to carry on with boning only to again lose my man-rod.
When I sobered up in the morning and looked over, I realized what I had done and quickly walked my shameful self home, not sure whether it was a great night or a terrible one.
Well... I slapped my now ex-girlfriend on new years
Did my roommates mother after a homecoming party at their home while his girlfriend video taped it.
Two weeks later I did his girlfriend while she again taped it, videograpahy was her major, and she was quite good.
played a drinking game with another guy and 2 girls with tequilla with mostly me and the other guy drinking. finished off the bottle pretty quickly and passed out. woke up the next morning to run my first 10k ever (road race) didnt feel too good at all but figured i could get around 37 mins. started out strong and was in 4th after a mile and then proceded to die like never before in a race ended up like 40th out or 150 people with a time of over 42 mins. held the puke down until after i finished. (never drank before a race again even if it wasnt important)
with same friend as above wanted to se who could drink the most without puking on new years. began the night with s few beers then hit up goldschlager about 3 shots, then to some more beer maybe 3, another shot of godlschlager before doing 3 consecutive yeagerbombs another beer or two before my friend threw up (all took place with in like 2 hours or less) i felt awful so i went to go throw up as well and passed out in the tub. woke up at 1 to make fun of him for losing but his gf alrady took him home so i decided to finish up whatever beer was left
had to work a marathon to pass out water/gatorade with my track team. got hammered the night before drinking vodka right from the bottle. meet up with team and went with coach to where we needed to be at the turnaround point. as soon as we arive i get out of the car and puke all over the place.
was the first one passed out a party i hosted.
washed out me mouth from puking at parties with more beer many times.
got into an arguement that almost caused a fight with an entire frat until my teammates pulled me away. i thought i could take them so i kept saying sh!t.
would have more but idk what all i do thats just what i remember
Went to a strip joint in Canada and got up on the stage and danced on the pole. I was good too. They didn't try to throw me out.
At the end of the night, one of the strippers asked me to take her home. I did, but I was too drunk to make the most of it. Not sure I regret that, though.
Hitch-hiked to Canada with a friend. Drank ourselves stupid on Canadian beer (higher alcohol content than US beer -- oops). Didn't quite make it back to our camp site.
Ended up spending the night on a grassy highway median. Woke up in the morning, stumbled back to camp, and when we stuck our heads out the tent door that afternoon, found we were camped in the middle of a nude beach! Nude women walking around peddling marijuana! Thought we'd actually died on the freeway median and gone to heaven.
God I love Canada.
Some laughs for you today ....
Once, at the frat house, I played a beer-pong death match, which I won. After the match, my opponent, who'd had 11? beers (about 3 qts) during the match, I'd had about 9+ - that was after the beers earlier on. Anyway, he decides something to eat would be a good idea, we headed to the kitchen and found some Froot Loops. We each had a couple of bowlfuls, then at one point, he excused himself, went upstairs and tossed cookies. I followed by a few minutes. That was the night we perfected burping in Technicolor.
Summer BBQ, I had downed about 11 beers and then we headed out to the bar. I got ~3 more down then decided I better head [stumble] to the bathroom.
Mid-way, I pull a Smooth Criminal MJ move and smack my forehead on a table as I fall straight and uninhibited to the floor, no hands and all face on the ground. I managed to crawl to the bathroom laughing and sat on the pot with the door open for the bar to see. Then I started filling pints with vomit...
1. At some dive bar, I got really drunk and decided to go to the restroom. It was a single pisser room, so it had a lock on the door. I proceeded to lock the door and then sat down to take a shit. I can't remember exactly what happened, but I passed out in a pile of vomit with my pants down, and I shit all over the floor. They couldn't get the restroom open because, yeah, i locked the door. finally, they had to kick the door down (couldn't find a key) and were horrified by what they saw. My friend's cousin (a chick) came in, pulled my pants up, and walked me out to the car. The bartender wanted to call the cops but my friends convinced him not to.
2. i was walking around the hangout area of the university i went to. wasted off my ass. i was just screwing with people nonstop. anyways, i stopped to get a walking taco at a taco stand a sorority was using to make money for the special olympics. as im getting my taco, the manager of a bar that the taco stand was in front of came out to tell them they couldn't put their taco stand there because it was affecting his business. i got right in this guy's face (he was considerably bigger than me) and said, "they are trying to make money for retarded kids, asshole. where is your f***ing soul?" then i pushed him. he shoved me on the ground and kicked me in the side and then, more assertively, told the bitches to get out from in front of his establishment before he called the cops. then he kicked me again. prick.
1) got caught by the cops skinny dipping. When they shined their light on me, after I tried staying in the water for an hour to hide, I put my hands in the air (while naked)
2) had a one night stand with a girl on her period.
3) peed off the side of my bed onto my clothes from the night.
4) drunk dialed my friends mom and asked her what she was wearing.
5) went streaking down a street with 7 registered sex offenders living on the block.