Where to start on this one...I mean, aside from all the drunk driving...
-got into a tequilla chugging contest with my roomie one night. He ended up throwing up into a trash can just as we sat down to watch a movie I don't even remeber. Declaring myself the winner, I went to go to bed. As soon as I laid down and the room started spinning, I crawled to the bathroom, puked my guts, and proceeded to spend the night in the fetal position on the floor. And I couldn't figure out why my hip hurt the next day. Haven't been able to stand the sight or smell of tequila since.
-same said friend and I were bullying one of the new freshman with the captain. don't recall quite how much I had, but I recall going to bed, then waking up face up, rolling to the side, and projectile vomiting all over my floor, desk, and laptop. I got up, looked at it, then went outside to the couch and slept there the rest of the night.
-got crossfaded and spent several hours in the fetal position on the curb outside an apartment complex in a shady neighborhood (i swear i heard gunshots) until my friends dragged me back inside and dropped me in front of a toilet.
-an acquaintance and I split off from our group in downtown TJ bc we had to piss. We used an alley and wandered around for about a half hour until we found our buddies. I still don't know how we avoided getting jumped, abducted, or killed.
I'm much more mature with my drinking these days and avoid hard liquor.