Kind of scared right now wrote:
24-48 hours. Probably never smoking weed again. Pretty sure I failed. At the very least this is some of the more stressful days of my life.
Don't stop now. The test is over.
Kind of scared right now wrote:
24-48 hours. Probably never smoking weed again. Pretty sure I failed. At the very least this is some of the more stressful days of my life.
Don't stop now. The test is over.
What are you even talking about? Don't stop what?
Should have substituted with synthetic, or clean donor wiz. Hopefully you dont fail because of an inconclusive / dillute result.
Dont ask the lab or employer about the result, no news is good news. Dont smoke any grass for a bit too. Grab some home tests from the drugstore and check yourself, figure out how long it takes to donate clean.
Next time save yourself some trouble and make sure you can produce a clean specimen naturally before going out and looking for a job. Most jobs you want are going to test you. If you cant take a month or three off from the chronic to improve your work situation there are bigger issues than circumventing a drug screen.
Keep smokin'
-snoop
Yeah ut would have actually been super easy to get away with fake piss or my friends pee. I regret not doing that
I wouldn't say any job you want will test you. No good job I've had has tested anyone. I think it's usually done for jobs that the employer is worried about flaky employees not showing up or working hard and they think drugs contribute to that, and government jobs. I'm a software engineer and have never heard of any of any drug testing around here.
i don't know jacques squat wrote:
Eat some beets. Allegedly they turn your urine red. Tester won't like that and will discard the sample and make you test again in a few days. Voila! More time to let the THC pass out of your system.
This actually sounds like a fantastic idea.
It's not alleged, it's fact that even a little raw beet will turn it pink. A ton of them and it'll be straight up blood red.
2 raw beets from the nearest grocery store and you're (not) golden, but red.
It takes at least 24 hrs for the red to clear the system so that buys you at least a couple days. You can say you cooked some kind of beet-containing meal for a few servings, and you'd like to eat it so it won't be until the end of the week that you'll have normal urine.
aim higher wrote:
I wouldn't say any job you want will test you. No good job I've had has tested anyone. I think it's usually done for jobs that the employer is worried about flaky employees not showing up or working hard and they think drugs contribute to that, and government jobs. I'm a software engineer and have never heard of any of any drug testing around here.
Right?! Drug testing is so 1900's
Today is the day i get the bad news probably
aim higher wrote:
I wouldn't say any job you want will test you. No good job I've had has tested anyone. I think it's usually done for jobs that the employer is worried about flaky employees not showing up or working hard and they think drugs contribute to that, and government jobs. I'm a software engineer and have never heard of any of any drug testing around here.
I agree it depends on the job but it also depends on the company. I worked at a Fortune 30 firm in the financial services industry (have my masters, professional position) a few years ago and had to take a drug test for that. It was corporate policy for everyone across the board.
Good luck OP
I signed in to LR today solely to check this thread... keep us updated :-)
First post on the page that WILL REVEAL THE RESULTS!!!!
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graceful_admin wrote:
i don't know jacques squat wrote:Eat some beets. Allegedly they turn your urine red. Tester won't like that and will discard the sample and make you test again in a few days. Voila! More time to let the THC pass out of your system.
This actually sounds like a fantastic idea.
It's not alleged, it's fact that even a little raw beet will turn it pink. A ton of them and it'll be straight up blood red.
2 raw beets from the nearest grocery store and you're (not) golden, but red.
It takes at least 24 hrs for the red to clear the system so that buys you at least a couple days. You can say you cooked some kind of beet-containing meal for a few servings, and you'd like to eat it so it won't be until the end of the week that you'll have normal urine.
Not everyone pees pink when they eat beets, it's usually people with low stomach acid. I eat beets and never pee pink or red.
UPDATE:
Rojo has posted on the "14:06 and not going pro" thread that the same person started both that thread and this one. So the OP is either a troll or an undertrained 14:06 runner who smokes a lot of pot. I really hope it's the latter. Probably the former though. Sigh.
A) what's the point of anonymous posting if the site owners can call you out. Its either anonymous or its not !
B) why do you assume he is an undertrained runner who smokes a lot of pot? He never said how much he smoked. Taking a puff every evening is not going to affect your running. So people who smoke pot are undertrained ? Nice stereotyping.
OnlySmartOneHere wrote:
UPDATE:
Rojo has posted on the "14:06 and not going pro" thread that the same person started both that thread and this one. So the OP is either a troll or an undertrained 14:06 runner who smokes a lot of pot. I really hope it's the latter. Probably the former though. Sigh.
Yep, I was looking at both of these treads and it turns out that it's the same troll! I hate to say I fell for both of them, but I did, so to you mr. troll thread starter, I say, good work! 10/10! You had me and a bunch of others going on both of these, LOL!!!!
Deadman Running wrote:
A) what's the point of anonymous posting if the site owners can call you out. Its either anonymous or its not !
B) why do you assume he is an undertrained runner who smokes a lot of pot? He never said how much he smoked. Taking a puff every evening is not going to affect your running. So people who smoke pot are undertrained ? Nice stereotyping.
hi dumb-dumb, you don't understand how all this interwebz stuff works, do you?
1. Just be cause the two threads are now linked to the same person doesn't mean that the person creating the threads is no longer anonymous.
2. If you're trolling don't expect to get called on it.
3. Stereotyping is useful.
When I get my GED, I'll show you.
Deadman Running wrote:
When I get my GED, I'll show you.
Nicely done ! +1
Deadman Running wrote:
A) what's the point of anonymous posting if the site owners can call you out. Its either anonymous or its not !
B) why do you assume he is an undertrained runner who smokes a lot of pot? He never said how much he smoked. Taking a puff every evening is not going to affect your running. So people who smoke pot are undertrained ? Nice stereotyping.
A) I still don't know who the guy is. He is anonymous. I just know that the same anonymous guy started both threads.
B) In the 14:06 thread, OP said he was an undertrained runner. In this thread, OP said he smokes pot 4 times per week. I was not making any assumptions.
I used to smoke a lot of pot (closer to 4 times per day than 4 times per week) and still trained pretty hard. I know it can be done.
OnlySmartOneHere wrote:
UPDATE:
Rojo has posted on the "14:06 and not going pro" thread that the same person started both that thread and this one. So the OP is either a troll or an undertrained 14:06 runner who smokes a lot of pot. I really hope it's the latter. Probably the former though. Sigh.
14:06 was a troll thread. This is a real thread ( unfortuantely )
My pr is nowhere near 14:06 ( unfortuantely )