RE: Cheating at Marathons

I TOTALLY AGREE @Media at her race!Actually, do the time math as well and you'll realize how she did it. Because PM & Thomas Zaide were 6am start wave, Darren Fortney was a 7am wave. It shows that PM caught up to Darren between Darwin (mile 91) and Lone Pine/HQ (mile 122) and this stretch, she checked in at just before midnight on Tuesday night of BW135. There's a reason why Darren didn't see her because PM did her cheating in the dark.Look at the last peoples to check-in times at Darwin and how they checked in at LP122. You have to admit, PM is totally correct when she said she passed a bunch of runners after Darwin/"...piece of cake" because it's easy to know who you're passing when you're relaxing inside a Dodge Caravan. That's why not many saw her pass them up on the way to LP122 in the dark.

Media at her race wrote:

The media were at her race this weekend watching her. At last report, she was "slow cooking" up an 8 hour marathon. Funny what happens to your race times when you cant cheat. Let's see if she gives herself a nice round 8:15:00.

for that matter, do these people exist? just threw a couple in athlinks and no race results...

A little jingle that hits oh so close to home for PM and her racing data. Runners 9 and 10 seem to be the small circles :-)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FClGhto1vIg

Easter Triple Good Friday

I Ran Marathons Results 4/18/2014

Marathon M/F Age Time BQ

1 Arturo Villa M 26 4:42:32

2 Keith Smith M 52 6:05:52

3 Jesse Good M 44 6:32:18

4 Charles Fortenberry M 46 6:32:18

5 Amy Martin F 46 6:32:18

6 Robert Henricksen M 53 6:34:21

7 Phillip Halverson M 51 6:38:32

8 Kevin Lopez M 55 6:38:32

9 Parvaneh Moayedi F 50 6:47:00

10 Laurence Macon M 69 6:47:00

OK so 25.5 hours of fun this weekend for good ole' PM.

Let's put the pace into perspective shall we?

12 min per mile is a slow hobby jogger

15 min per mile is an aggressive walk

17 min per mile is a casual walk

17-19 min per mile is PM's pace this weekend in 3 events

20 min per mile is what ultra runners refer to as "the death march" which is a little like "zombies" I heard

So, for 25.5 hours over three days she is simply wandering around at a snails pace on an out and back course. Sounds like a bad acid trip.

What happened to your recent NY pace? Or maybe your pace was the same, just not the total distance?

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Actual race footage from this weekend:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFgNeF2UWDM

Well done! Congrats on the BQ.

never heard ever by bw runner wrote:

From PM's race report:

"I kept telling myself, if I get to Darwin (mile 91) turnaround without getting sick, the rest will be a piece of cake and it was!"

And it was! Oh really? Who thinks after they cross mile 91 at BW that the rest will be a piece of cake?

#minivantothefinish #readmechriskostman

So, at Mile 91, she has 44 miles left (enough of a distance for even an ultra runner to take seriously) and of those 44 miles remaining, the last 10 are all uphill to the tune of a 9000 foot climb in elevation.

Who thinks that is easy??

sticks and stones wrote:

So, at Mile 91, she has 44 miles left (enough of a distance for even an ultra runner to take seriously) and of those 44 miles remaining, the last 10 are all uphill to the tune of a 9000 foot climb in elevation.

Who thinks that is easy??

No, she didn't say "easy." She said it'd be a "piece of cake." PM hates cake.

tcepser wrote:

Actual race footage from this weekend:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFgNeF2UWDM

So, on that hard surface "25.5 hours of fun this weekend for good ole' PM" with fractures in here feet and less than a week after her 6:11:42 Sri Chinmoy.

Truly amazing.

well. there were definitely people with bibs. not a lot of 'em though. And seriously, who pays $80/$90 for that????

tcepser wrote:

Actual race footage from this weekend:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFgNeF2UWDM

Oh Snap! wrote:

No body cheats at the Elks Flag Day Marathon and gets away with it. NOBODY.

Just want to give you the credit you deserve for being so right, so early in the thread.

Name: Insert Name: Name wrote:

sticks and stones wrote:

So, at Mile 91, she has 44 miles left (enough of a distance for even an ultra runner to take seriously) and of those 44 miles remaining, the last 10 are all uphill to the tune of a 9000 foot climb in elevation.

Who thinks that is easy??

No, she didn't say "easy." She said it'd be a "piece of cake." PM hates cake.

Or maybe she knew there would be cake in the van. A sheet cake with "Congrats on Cheating at Badwater 135."

Now why don't you all just fvck yerselves with a jackhammer!!!!!!!

Is that the start of a confession?

Diversionary Tactic Again wrote:

Is that the start of a confession?

No, that's brodellero. He is an idiot troll. Just ignore him.

I'm sorry, guys. I didn't mean it. I've just been super frustrated lately with all of this extra homework and my mom says that if I don't keep up my grades this semester she's going to cut back on my allowance. I can't have that. There are some killer Pokemon cards I have my eye on and I'm not letting those get away.

Darn. I was getting excited.

I still wonder if the listed runners really exist.

I emailed the winning runner from one of the IRan marathon results posted earlier in this thread and the individual did indeed run the race. However, I was informed that the B.A.A. will not accept IRan marathon results as BQ races.