Man breaks tape set up for women's winnner at Glass City Marathon

I watched the video and she is emoting exactly what I feel when Mr. Slow Random Back of the Mid Pack sprints past you, just to get to the finish line ahead of your high placing in the womens' race. I sometimes shout at them to race the other men, which of course they can't, because they're too slow, but I usually reserve that remark for that annoying man who sticks to my feet like glue, so that I act as an unofficial pacemaker for his effort at sub 20 minutes.

However, if you ever develop breasts, periods, a wide pelvis, shrink in height to nearer the average woman's height, have a tiny amount of testosterone but large amounts of oestrogen and progestogen, and all the other biological differences that make men faster than women but unable to give birth, then do feel free to criticise my running performance compared to you. Because you are much slower than me, comparatively. Men who can't race the other men, who get gratification out of sprinting in front of women at the finishing line and calling women 'slow' are pathetic. You have all the physical attributes to be faster, but you're still the same speed as a woman who is biologically very different from you.

Unbelievably wrote:

Theoniongoat wrote:

Excellent post. Post of the year!!!

Men who find themselves finishing near women are deserving of our ridicule. They should immediately stop trying their hardest and run right behind the woman to ensure he doesnt accidentally finish in front of her. Men who kick in hard at the end of a marathon are pathetic unless only men are near them. Trying to run your best despite not being the best in the world is absolutely pathetic.

In fact, we should have a cutoff in races where if a woman is in front of you at the mid way mark, you are required to tie a hobble around your ankles to handicap you and ensure that you cant sprint into the finish line.

It's a good thing we have people like "Slow men versus fast women" capable of reading men's minds so that we know the intention of the men around her as she runs her blazing, world class "sub 20 minute 5k."

Wow, I never knew that men experienced these things in races too. Do men regularly get one male runner running behind them the entire way in a 10k, despite your changes in pace - slowing down, speeding up, fetching drinks and so on, who then sprint past you at the finish. Then in the finishing chute, try to talk about your hairstyle and say things like 'I was following you the entire way'. Wow I never knew that happened to so many men as well.

And think of all those men who get overtaken by a woman who breaks the finishing tape in front of them in a marathon. Whose appearance and suitability for relationships with women he will never meet is discussed in derogatory terms on internet sites.

Although actually I don't really want the subject the second paragraph is about to happen if it means experiencing the first;

I feel for ya men too now, knowing all that stuff happens to you as well.

Slow Men Versus Fast Women wrote:

ladies not always first wrote:

So he was supposed to carefully look around and give any nearby woman special treatment?

It's a race. Run faster if you want to get through the tape ahead of any random dude.

I watched the video and she is emoting exactly what I feel when Mr. Slow Random Back of the Mid Pack sprints past you, just to get to the finish line ahead of your high placing in the womens' race. I sometimes shout at them to race the other men, which of course they can't, because they're too slow, but I usually reserve that remark for that annoying man who sticks to my feet like glue, so that I act as an unofficial pacemaker for his effort at sub 20 minutes.

However, if you ever develop breasts, periods, a wide pelvis, shrink in height to nearer the average woman's height, have a tiny amount of testosterone but large amounts of oestrogen and progestogen, and all the other biological differences that make men faster than women but unable to give birth, then do feel free to criticise my running performance compared to you. Because you are much slower than me, comparatively. Men who can't race the other men, who get gratification out of sprinting in front of women at the finishing line and calling women 'slow' are pathetic. You have all the physical attributes to be faster, but you're still the same speed as a woman who is biologically very different from you.

Just race the other men.

Unbelievably wrote:

Theoniongoat wrote:

Excellent post. Post of the year!!!

Men who find themselves finishing near women are deserving of our ridicule. They should immediately stop trying their hardest and run right behind the woman to ensure he doesnt accidentally finish in front of her. Men who kick in hard at the end of a marathon are pathetic unless only men are near them. Trying to run your best despite not being the best in the world is absolutely pathetic.

In fact, we should have a cutoff in races where if a woman is in front of you at the mid way mark, you are required to tie a hobble around your ankles to handicap you and ensure that you cant sprint into the finish line.

It's a good thing we have people like "Slow men versus fast women" capable of reading men's minds so that we know the intention of the men around her as she runs her blazing, world class "sub 20 minute 5k."

Wow, I never knew that men experienced these things in races too. Do men regularly get one male runner running behind them the entire way in a 10k, despite your changes in pace - slowing down, speeding up, fetching drinks and so on, who then sprint past you at the finish. Then in the finishing chute, try to talk about your hairstyle and say things like 'I was following you the entire way'. Wow I never knew that happened to so many men as well.

And think of all those men who get overtaken by a woman who breaks the finishing tape in front of them in a marathon. Whose appearance and suitability for relationships with women he will never meet is discussed in derogatory terms on internet sites.

Although actually I don't really want the subject the second paragraph is about to happen if it means experiencing the first;

I feel for ya men too now, knowing all that stuff happens to you as well.