"roll the dice" on your job lmao legendary you go brother
"roll the dice" on your job lmao legendary you go brother
Carlosssssss wrote:
Coming from an NCAA runner who passed multiple tests within 24 hours of hitting the bong:
1: Pound Niacin
2: Lots of caffeine—just don't exceed 500mg in your system at the time of the test
3: If they don't test for solubility on site, hydrate copiously and dilute your sample
4: Certo, it'll give you weird shits but it makes the THC bind to your poop
5: Exercise/sweat as much as possible beforehand
6: Piss one last time as close as possible to the test—and if you can—take your sample mid-stream. Most of the THC will come out at the beginning
Everything you said is correct; however, smoking frequently is worst that smoking recently. THC builds up in your system and a long time frequent smoker can test positive over a month after quitting. Your absolute best bet is to delay the test and have it scheduled for a week later. Btw, bring some clean urine with you can work, but testers expect you to hear you peeing with in 5 seconds of entering the stall and they can sense when something is not right. If you are going to bring some urine with you, you have to keep it warm by storing it in your rectum and practice taking it out of your rectum and getting it into the cup with in 5 seconds. It can be done, but it takes practice. Taping urine to your body, does not keep it warn enough for an astute tester. Also, don't use your wife or girlfriend's urine, female urine has hormones in it that the test picks up as female.
Hopefully your test is not for a pharmaceutical company because they go into the stall with you and watch you pee, although I think they might do it with camera's nowadays. - Good luck
TrackCoach wrote:
Your absolute best bet is to delay the test and have it scheduled for a week later.
Ding, ding, ding! I tried telling him! Maybe he will pass anyways though.
Sending positive vibes your way, OP. Good luck.
Eat some beets. Allegedly they turn your urine red. Tester won't like that and will discard the sample and make you test again in a few days. Voila! More time to let the THC pass out of your system.
What time is the drug test today?
9:30
Kind of scared right now wrote:
Deadman Running wrote:True its not physically addictive, but it can psychologically addictive. Regardless, depending how often you smoke there can be withdrawal symptoms. Insomnia is common, as are vivid dreams and sometimes nightmares.
I'd be interested in looking at the sources for that
This Deadman comment is accurate.
TrackCoach wrote:
Carlosssssss wrote:Coming from an NCAA runner who passed multiple tests within 24 hours of hitting the bong:
1: Pound Niacin
2: Lots of caffeine—just don't exceed 500mg in your system at the time of the test
3: If they don't test for solubility on site, hydrate copiously and dilute your sample
4: Certo, it'll give you weird shits but it makes the THC bind to your poop
5: Exercise/sweat as much as possible beforehand
6: Piss one last time as close as possible to the test—and if you can—take your sample mid-stream. Most of the THC will come out at the beginning
Everything you said is correct; however, smoking frequently is worst that smoking recently. THC builds up in your system and a long time frequent smoker can test positive over a month after quitting. Your absolute best bet is to delay the test and have it scheduled for a week later. Btw, bring some clean urine with you can work, but testers expect you to hear you peeing with in 5 seconds of entering the stall and they can sense when something is not right. If you are going to bring some urine with you, you have to keep it warm by storing it in your rectum and practice taking it out of your rectum and getting it into the cup with in 5 seconds. It can be done, but it takes practice. Taping urine to your body, does not keep it warn enough for an astute tester. Also, don't use your wife or girlfriend's urine, female urine has hormones in it that the test picks up as female.
Hopefully your test is not for a pharmaceutical company because they go into the stall with you and watch you pee, although I think they might do it with camera's nowadays. - Good luck
LOL. Why do people on these boards try so hard? This kid absolutely doesn't need to put anything up his rectum. If you are desperate enough to use fake pee, tape it to your leg, there's a 0% chance the tester will call you on the temp, as long as its semi close (+-5 degrees) and you've been polite.
Nevertheless, if you haven't figured out that all you need to do is workout (and sweat and sweat and sweat) and drink wayyyyy too much water (a bottle every 30 min for 6 - 8 hours before the test... peeing beyond clear), then you embarrass me as a smoker. It takes 2 - 4 days if you do it right. /thread.
Waiting in the waiting room right now. I've drank 2 gallons since midnight.
24-48 hrs until results come in
10/10
Masterful, really.
Mr. Obvious wrote:
10/10
Masterful, really.
I wish this was a troll thread
Kind of scared right now wrote:
Mr. Obvious wrote:10/10
Masterful, really.
I wish this was a troll thread
Unless you mean 10/10 I'll pass =)
Kind of scared right now wrote:
Waiting in the waiting room right now. I've drank 2 gallons since midnight.
Good luck with that crystal-clear pee!!!
bump.
results?
Zed wrote:
I had a friend fail a drug test just because her urin was watered down. She's never done a drug in her life but is OCD on drinking water. So while drinking a lot of water will flush your system. You will fail the test of you do it to close to the test.
Kind of scared right now wrote:
Waiting in the waiting room right now. I've drank 2 gallons since midnight.
If you dilute the pee too much it looks suspicious.
At least it'd buy me time. I'd just tell them I'm an athlete and drink lots of water
results? wrote:
bump.
results?
24-48 hours. Probably never smoking weed again. Pretty sure I failed. At the very least this is some of the more stressful days of my life.
Kind of scared right now wrote:
results? wrote:bump.
results?
24-48 hours. Probably never smoking weed again. Pretty sure I failed. At the very least this is some of the more stressful days of my life.
Yeah. Right.
I doubt you'll go another 3 days without feeling the pressure.
Cankles '16 wrote:
Kind of scared right now wrote:24-48 hours. Probably never smoking weed again. Pretty sure I failed. At the very least this is some of the more stressful days of my life.
Yeah. Right.
I doubt you'll go another 3 days without feeling the pressure.
Wanna bet?!