Just got word I have to pass a drug test monday morning... Tips and advice? Please

Good luck. Hope you get the job. Can you let us know what happens?

Idontreallyknow wrote:

Drink tons of water so it dilutes the test

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This. I never had this happen but guys on my college team would and start panicing and drink a ton of water so it dilutes the test. You might have to go back if they see it was to diluted but at least you are in the clear this time around.

Kind of scared right now wrote:

Wow thanks for the replies everyone. It's to get the job, I'd rather not say where at. I've been drinking plenty of water. Will lifting weights and running a lot help? What are my chances? What foods should I eat??

NOT plenty of water. An EXTREME amount of water.

Roll another one, pass it over wrote:

Good luck. Hope you get the job. Can you let us know what happens?

Yeah man for sure. 5 pages on lets run, of course I'm going to give a follow up!! Down to single digit hours.... =/

Should I eat breakfast tomorrow?

Kind of scared right now wrote:

Should I eat breakfast tomorrow?

Don't eat brownies!

Seriously, breakfast should be fine. Otherwise you might get hangry and then who knows what might happen since you'll also have withdrawal anxiety.

Withdrawals from marijuana? Lol I'm not addicted at all. Besides, you can't even get addicted. I mean it'd be nice to smoke right now butttttt I can't. I don't smoke in the morning or during the day until after i workout and only if i have the day off work ( which isn't very often ).

Start eating lots of meat right now, it will make your urine appear less dilute to the testing machine.

Start eating lots of meat right now, it will make your urine appear less dilute to the testing machine.

Meattyyy wrote:

Start eating lots of meat right now, it will make your urine appear less dilute to the testing machine.

Bruh I'm a vegetarian

True its not physically addictive, but it can psychologically addictive. Regardless, depending how often you smoke there can be withdrawal symptoms. Insomnia is common, as are vivid dreams and sometimes nightmares.

Deadman Running wrote:

True its not physically addictive, but it can psychologically addictive. Regardless, depending how often you smoke there can be withdrawal symptoms. Insomnia is common, as are vivid dreams and sometimes nightmares.

I'd be interested in looking at the sources for that

All the jobs I had that required a drug test before starting also did random drug checks where you had to go in the next day, so good luck with that.

Just stop doing pot. It's for 19 year-olds and/or losers.

Take ibuprofen for a headache. Ibuprofen will provide a false positive. Tell the tester you took ibuprofen last night.

dsibd wrote:

Take ibuprofen for a headache. Ibuprofen will provide a false positive. Tell the tester you took ibuprofen last night.

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Wow. With all the googling I've done recently I'm surprised I didn't come across that. Thanks!

Kind of scared right now wrote:

Meattyyy wrote:

Start eating lots of meat right now, it will make your urine appear less dilute to the testing machine.

Bruh I'm a vegetarian

You're about to be unemployed. Just frucking do it.

I'm going to roll the dice on this one boys