I have a date with a single mom. She’s insisting I pay for her baby sitter

There's a lot of 8th grade energy because one person from LRC has a date. This is hilarious.

Some single moms require payment up front, see below. Hopefully op is getting an HJ in the uber ride home.

8th grade energy, unfortunately my beak is dry tonight.

WTF happened, you cooking the kid pancakes?

Update

went out to a really nice Italian restaurant. I was a bit nervous. Had good conversations. Nothing too intellectual or personal. Went out for a walk afterwards and had a kiss before she called an Uber. Not sure if there will be a second date but I’m optimistic. I’ll text her tonight

Thinking BS, but nice work. Incels across the board thank you.

Did she ask you to pay for the Uber?

No she did not. Odd but true. We do have a second date tomorrow

Go Commando

…and if she complains, tell her that you can’t afford underwear because you have to pay for her babysitter.

Hey Silas Marner,

Please update often on your journey to enlightenment.

This is no longer fun for the bulk of board hangers-on. If we hear the two of you are picking out plates it will be a complete meltdown.

Glad it is working out. I was in a similar situation once. Met the kids the first time and the rest is history. She was a widow and her kids were raised far better than I could have raised my own. I love them and honestly forget we didn't have em together, odd but true.

I still think this is a troll but have to ask, who is paying for the sitter this time?