Hi, everyone! I am RE: Ality Runner and welcome to my channel. Don't forget to hit that subscribe button!
First off, I am a humble story teller but I also want all of you to pay me money to coach you. I have run a sub 2:25 marathon so that makes me super qualified to coach all of you. Not convinced? OK! OK! WOW! If you become a paying member of the RR FAM-A-LEEEE, I will teach you my exclusive RR U CAN! Training System. In it, I will show you that setting PRs and even becoming an elite athlete is easy by...
Eating only small portions of organic items found at Trader Joe's.
Jogging no faster than 11 minute mile pace with lots of vert and lots of rest to take video/pictures.
What to do when lactic acid inevitably happens at 20 miles regardless of pace.
I will name drop a lot of famous coaches and athletes that I have met. Some of them are absolute LEGENDS!
Getting the most high fructose electrolyte goodness into your body.
Only wear shoes under 7 ounces in weight for EVERY run.
Coffee - the only performance beverage that you will ever need!
NEVER wear shoes for more than 50 miles and then retire them.
How sleep and recovery are overrated.
Looking out for #1 and putting yourself first...ALWAYS!
Traveling alone...ALWAYS!
These great tips and so much more can be had by subscribing to my exclusive Patreon or Discord for $119.95/month. This includes a t-shirt and a single use 10% off code for Runner's Warehouse. Such a deal-eeee-ooooo! Slather the Philly on mahhhh bagel!!!
(Disclaimer: I am but a humble story teller with no actual coaching experience. I do not possess a USATF Level I certification, have never attended a HIIT instructor training, do not own a Peloton bike, nor have I set foot in an Orange Theory studio. I have merely logged a lot of miles, was once a scrub at a D1 college, and have an affable and folksy charm.
Results are not guaranteed, no promises of improved performance are promised, nor are any RR U CAN officers, assistant coaches, or site administrators responsible for injuries or bodily harm caused by following the RR U CAN program. No refunds will be permitted, subscribers must commit to a 90 day subscription, and any intent to leave the RR U CAN program must be submitted in writing at least 60 days prior to termination of the subscription agreement.)