What are your redflags on dating apps that instantly make you swipe left?

Mr Perfect #4 wrote:

- false eye lashes

You might want to reconsider this to 'excessively long false eyelashes', otherwise this rules out like 99% of blond-haired women who care about their looks.

Wow dude wrote:

OozmaKappa wrote:

You have grown so accustomed to woke echochambers that the moment you step outside into a setting where you encounter views different from your own you label that place a rightwing cesspool.

I genuinely can’t tell if you’re trolling at this point if you’re actually this stupid.

I’ve never seen someone act so stereotypically like an ignorant conservative

Found another one. If views different from yours offend you so much maybe stay holed up in your safespace echochamber.

theorist wrote:

krysta wrote:

You sound like a massive tool. What human would mate with you?

We start looking at past All-American and d1 conference lists and those are the types pf gals that did mate with me. Devoted to their studies and strong training regimens. The time and place for these women didnt pan out for me or them. Sure is hard to replace them out in the "real world".

Thanks for your thoughts though and sorry if you went to Texas (eww).

This is utterly hilarious. You should write for The Onion. "Scrawny cross country runner feels entitled to mate with pretty runners, can't understand why they won't!"

OozmaKappa wrote:

Wow dude wrote:

I genuinely can’t tell if you’re trolling at this point if you’re actually this stupid.

I’ve never seen someone act so stereotypically like an ignorant conservative

Found another one. If views different from yours offend you so much maybe stay holed up in your safespace echochamber.

Way to trigger those suckers my man

Don't flatter me, you make it sound harder than it is. All it takes is for me to exist. The guy was already incoherently ranting about Trump before I got here.

Photo taken from above, typically to emphasize cleavage. Means that she's fat, and got a photo from that angle to hide the rest of her disgusting fatbody. ("Full Metal Jacket" reference.)

And here you are, compulsively replying to a thread about online dating apps and judging women on superficial criteria. It's a safe conclusion that no attractive and well-adjusted women want to be around you.

BOHICA wrote:

And here you are, compulsively replying to a thread about online dating apps and judging women on superficial criteria. It's a safe conclusion that no attractive and well-adjusted women want to be around you.

It's amazing how many conclusions one can draw based on someone saying they dont like tattoos and piercings after being prompted to describe things they dont like.

An Adams apple

Moonface wrote:

Swaglord_the_realest_! wrote:

Their mom looks basic or bad quality.

Ha! So true. I dated this smoking hot chick in college, but I could never get past the fact that her mom aged incredibly poorly and looked terrible (not due to health issues).

A girl’s mom is the best indicator of how she will look when his hits that ripe old age. I kicked her to the curb, and found a fine young lady with a hot mom.

Maybe you can do them both.

OozmaKappa wrote:

BOHICA wrote:

And here you are, compulsively replying to a thread about online dating apps and judging women on superficial criteria. It's a safe conclusion that no attractive and well-adjusted women want to be around you.

It's amazing how many conclusions one can draw based on someone saying they dont like tattoos and piercings after being prompted to describe things they dont like.

It's amazing that you get so much fulfillment from trolling here endlessly. Is this your job?

Yes

Actually, come to think about; I very seldom swipe left - middle-aged stiffs like me can't be picky these days. Lol 🤣

MatthewW wrote:

for me:

Smokes

Instagram link

Tattoos

Piercings

Vegan

Into rap

Dyed hair

Any sociology/psychology major/degree

you covered enough categories that you have essentially let us know you are never getting laid

OozmaKappa wrote:

Wow dude wrote:

I genuinely can’t tell if you’re trolling at this point if you’re actually this stupid.

I’ve never seen someone act so stereotypically like an ignorant conservative

Found another one. If views different from yours offend you so much maybe stay holed up in your safespace echochamber.

I’m not offended, I just think you’re genuinely stupid and detached from reality, and you’re a walking stereotype that makes your political party look bad.

Layoff the loser, it's sad enough that he lives here.