RE: I have a crush on a girl that works at a coffee shop.

stuck with match.com wrote:

She works the afternoons of the weekdays. I believe its till 8 on MWF. Then she leaves a little bit earlier on T and TH. But I cant confirm this. I mostly go in for coffee at around 5 to 6 pm. Today the plan is ask her what shes doing for the weekend. Then I'll take it from there.

Why are you getting coffee at 5pm? Do you not run on the team?

You must suck, she wants nothing to do with you.

No I do not run for the team. I am a mid 17's 5k guy. I do my runs in the morning and then I get a cup of coffee after that. My first cup she is never there, typically she is there when I return for my second or third cup. Occaisonally I'll go in early afternoon for a cup. Yes I know I am addicted to coffee. I always rate her coffee's and tell usually tell her next time I see her how she did on her previous coffee. She makes a killer mocha which I love and I usually giver her a 9/10.

didnt read the thread. dont need to.

all women who work for tips are basically hookers. theyll be sweet and flirty and nice and cute or sexy or whatever the hell they think they need to be to get that paper.

hookers. all of em.

Dude, i totally slept with this girl. I really think I did, at least from what you are saying. Give me a hint where you went to school. One time I was in there and some dude came in and flirted with her and rated her mocha.

I am totally not kidding.

Anyway, we are not a couple, but I have bagged her 2 or 3 times. She is not bad. Go for it!!!

Give me a hint of where you go to school. This is totally worlds colliding if I am right.

my gf and her sister went to an all girsl hs and we met for breakfast everyday. at the diner there was a cute waitress. my gf always said stop flerting with her. I was not I am just nice to everyone so 15 years later I am in a bar and start talking to a chick who has one of those faces you know you have seen before but can not quite remember the context anywho she mentions my old nabe and it clicks this is that waitress so I pop out did you work at so&so diner and she says yes are you the guy who always met two gals for breakfest long story short she was a lousy lay

moral of the story If you wait 15 years to fcuk a waitress

you will be disappointed.

chickie down give it pants wrote:

my gf and her sister went to an all girsl hs and we met for breakfast everyday. at the diner there was a cute waitress. my gf always said stop flerting with her. I was not I am just nice to everyone so 15 years later I am in a bar and start talking to a chick who has one of those faces you know you have seen before but can not quite remember the context anywho she mentions my old nabe and it clicks this is that waitress so I pop out did you work at so&so diner and she says yes are you the guy who always met two gals for breakfest long story short she was a lousy lay

moral of the story If you wait 15 years to fcuk a waitress

you will be disappointed.

FANTASTIC story.

If you look carefully it says: Stop stalking me you skinny nerd!

AYE YO, ITS THE ALPHA MALE AND IM HERE TO HELP YOU OUT. JUST TELL THE BITCH YOU LIKE HER, AND YOU WANNA GET A GRAB TO EAT, BLAH BLAH BLAH. AFTERWARDS TAKE HER TO YOUR PLACE AND BANG THE GIRL LIKE YOU NEVER HAVE BEFORE. IF YOU WANNA KEEP SEEING THE GIRL, FINE. BUT IF YOUR A TRUE ALPHA MALE, MOVE ON TO THE NEXT ONE.

THE ALPHA MALE wrote:

AYE YO, ITS THE ALPHA MALE AND IM HERE TO HELP YOU OUT. JUST TELL THE BITCH YOU LIKE HER, AND YOU WANNA GET A GRAB TO EAT, BLAH BLAH BLAH. AFTERWARDS TAKE HER TO YOUR PLACE AND BANG THE GIRL LIKE YOU NEVER HAVE BEFORE. IF YOU WANNA KEEP SEEING THE GIRL, FINE. BUT IF YOUR A TRUE ALPHA MALE, MOVE ON TO THE NEXT ONE.

-10/10 booo

ok, charlie.

Why do people think Im psycho and that I scare the OP?

stuck with match.com wrote:Another thing I want to add is that I'm a little jittery ....

Yeah, it's probably all that coffee and mochas you've ordering. Just say to her once "Hey, I'd like to make you coffee sometime..." Gauge her response - if she smiles/laughs, keep rolling with it. If it's the polite "ha." and she gets back to making the next mocha, move on, darling.

* you've been ordering

That is actually decent advice from Mrs. M

Not kidding... wrote:

Dude, i totally slept with this girl. I really think I did, at least from what you are saying. Give me a hint where you went to school. One time I was in there and some dude came in and flirted with her and rated her mocha.

I am totally not kidding.

Anyway, we are not a couple, but I have bagged her 2 or 3 times. She is not bad. Go for it!!!

Give me a hint of where you go to school. This is totally worlds colliding if I am right.

I hardly doubt it, if you are so sure of this then tell me what school you go to. But fine I'll give you a hint, its in the South.

I talked to her today very briefly. I came too late for coffee, they were about to close down. She seemed pretty excited when I walked in. I think I found her facebook, but I'm not sure. If I have the right one it doesn't if shes single or not the answer is blank. What does that mean?

If you two end up getting married you should show her this thread.

I want to know what happens when he asks her out. If he gets rejected, this be my reaction:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exTxXkUvOc0