RE: I have a crush on a girl that works at a coffee shop.

This is a repeat troll thread, it has been done before.

Come on, at least come up w/ something that is original and entertaining.

Hahaha, honestly, I think every guy that gets coffee thinks this about the barista.

Reading your post, I laughed b/c i could have written the EXACT same thing. Of course I am married with kids, so I have no interest in the cute, tight, little tail that makes my coffee.

stuck with match.com wrote:

I have a crush on this girl that works at a coffee shop. I go to this coffee shop everyday and get the same thing. So She often knows what I want even before I ask for it. Every time I go in we talk a little bit. I believe there is a little chemistry between us. How can I show her that I am interested. Also if she rejects me will it be weird because she makes coffee for me everyday.

Let me be clear: no guy should ever assume there is "chemistry" between himself and a gal unless 1) she has made physical advance toward you herself or 2) she has been receptive to a physical advance initiated by you. Do not spend endless amounts of time analyzing every detail of your conversation in the hope of gleaning insight as to whether or not there is any "chemistry" there. Just be a man and ask her out on a date and don't be offended if she declines. If she says yes, great. If she says no, move on.

Just ask her if she wants to grab a coffee with you sometime. Don't be shy.

I thought this about the girl I bought coffee from and was spot on. I waited months to ask her out for various reasons, and she told me later she thought I'd never do it (she's shy and probably would have never asked ME out even though she wanted to). I'm pretty smooth though and am able to flirt in very subtle ways.

If you ask her out and she says no, yes things are going to be weird. However, if she says yes and things don't end well, you'll have to find a new place to get coffee. That's what happened to me! :(

Its the campus coffee store. There really aren't any coffee shops nearby and it would be inconvienent for me to go there. Maybe I could ask her at the end of the semster which is only a few weeks away. That way if she says yes cool, if not then I wont have to deal with the weirdness. Another thing I want to add is that I'm a little jittery because I dated a girl for 3 years and this would be my first time asking someone out on a date for the first time since I asked my ex out.

stuck with match.com wrote:

Another thing I want to add is that I'm a little jittery because I dated a girl for 3 years and this would be my first time asking someone out on a date for the first time since I asked my ex out.

Yeah- we know.

Not really, I've found that most baristas (or coffee-pouring waitresses) aren't worth a second look. The really good looking girls are making bank in real restaurants.

I've seen this scenario before.

Basically your friends will have to pay her to date you.

Is she update?

Charlie kelly is that you?......

She has already banged your dad and best friend.

Get over it.

WHIP IT OUT MAN!

Trolled I know because of the 3 yr gf thing, which actually made me laugh this time around. Funny thing is this is exactly what happened to me. Coffee shop on campus, no other good ones within walking distance. Went out with girl, bad breakup with girl => drastic reduction in my coffee intake and now I only go at times when I know she isn't working. I'd give up coffee altogether just to have her back though. Man I'm a pussy.

You've got to learn to embrace the awkwardness. It is just as awkward for her, probably more so because she is likely weaker. If it goes wrong, just go in and act like you don't give a shit. Big deal. Be a man.

I concur.

Husband Man wrote:

Hahaha, honestly, I think every guy that gets coffee thinks this about the barista.

Reading your post, I laughed b/c i could have written the EXACT same thing. Of course I am married with kids, so I have no interest in the cute, tight, little tail that makes my coffee.

Be an alpha male. Ask her if she likes anal. Ask her in front of the other employees. If she says "no," say, "well you have never tried anal with me."

She will think about you for a few days, and then show up one day after her shift and take her for drinks. Don't give her the choice to say "no," just get her in your car and go drink with her. Next thing you know you will be lubing it up.

Be the Raging Bull and ask her out! If she says no, tell her she's "missing out" and then continue with your days as normal.

Also, don't tip her anymore.

Its always sunny in Philly wrote:

Charlie kelly is that you?......

She has already banged your dad and best friend.

Get over it.

Pleased to see the "It's Always Sunny" references come out. Great show

cmhrunner wrote:

Pleased to see the "It's Always Sunny" references come out. Great show

Great to see that you have come out. Gay wad.