We are taking Greenland one way or the other

Just like with the whole nonsense of starting the "Space Force," Trump wants some stupid things that will keep his name in people's minds. "I'm the guy who started the space marines, and I'll be the guy who brought Greenland into the Union. Trump's Purchase, they'll call it."

Trump supporters: we want inflation to end, grocery prices to go down, $2 gas and to deport every brown person in America.

Trump: we're invading Greenland!!!

Maybe invading Greenland does all of that.

Let's try this and see what happens.

It’s also kinda fun to watch when America’s hegemonistic geopolitics starts kicking back at western allies that assumed they were surely shielded.

congratulations on turning the vague neighborly weirdness that is greenland into “There is no question of the EU letting other nations in the world, whoever they may be, attack its sovereign borders." so now that's europe.

If Trump had any balls, he would claim the Moon for America and rename it the Liberty Sphere. We landed there first. It's OURS. Don't even look at it, China! Anyone who attempts to send INVADERS to OUR Liberty Sphere should be bombed into the 15th century.

Of course, after we nationalize the moon, we must immediately privatize it. The government can't be trusted to manage all that land and the precious minerals underneath. Elon would be a much more responsible steward. Once he acquires the rights to the moon for pennies on the dollar, he would then have the right to rename the Liberty Sphere to something totally cool and hilarious like "Anus Optimus."

it dawns on me how january 6 happens with this guy, even taking him at his word. he is basically a rage funnel. his voters are undereducated, and he doesn't reflect his ivy education, so you pour that rage into him and you get these stomp fits out the other end. the stomp fits are usually counterproductive but he's like the tempermental girlfriend you once had who has to get it out or they explode even worse.
now, i don't think january 6 was an accident at all. roger stone and co. set that up to happen. his plausible deniability is it was just a speech. just like the brooks brothers riot, though set up by bush operatives in 2000, could be denied by bush himself.
i say this because my pet theory is 2020 could have been closer or a big mess in congress UNTIL people busted into the place and chased the congresspeople, who then came back and voted a mirror of the actual election results. i think some congresspeople were gonna try legal shenanigans that got run off the rails by dead people and an attack on congress.
i say that because trump's tendency is to vent in ways that come back to haunt the man. but like that ex, he has to get the rage out.

trump is the sitcom character where everyone wants in on some get rich quick scheme and he's the loudmouth who ensures every episode your gang gets the opposite of what you wanted. greenland finally opens to investment but they note down somewhere they will refuse to take american money, because our leader is a jerk, that sort of thing.

like a reverse midas. people pretended covid was like unfair to the man but everything he gets his hands on is mismanaged and turned to a turd.

for someone who fancies himself a dealmaker dude doesn't seem to get that a lot of deals get done on do you like the guy other side of the table, or not done because you hate them or want to spite them, even if you lose a buck worth of profit. everything is a forced armtwist process. no wonder he appeals to fascist impulses.

reality is for decades the man has been a self-caricature that he licenses and markets. not that much different than an actor.

Yep, true.

Ask yourself this: how many alien invasions have there been since Trump created the Space Force?

Think about it.

Holy Sh!t, You're right!

I never thought about it that way before.

Trump isn't very good at selling at lot of his ideas to the public. But the public should be able to see that acquiring Greenland would be great for America, in addition to being vital for national security. Some of you guys just seem incredibly confused and ignorant on this issue. You seriously don't see any value in Greenland?

And what exactly is the Democratic Party doing right now?

Doesn't Saudi Arabia have lots of oil?

Why doesn't Trump just take control of Saudi Arabia?

How is it vital for national security?

I think Russia sees a lot of value in Ukraine

Why doesn't Russia just take control of Ukraine?

How is annexing Greenland going to "lower the grocery prices"?

Also, it's hilarious how Trump's supporters are trying to paint him as an "anti-war president"

And what if China invades Taiwan in the future? What will he say then? I know the concept hypocrisy doesn't exist in Trump's head, but even him is goin to have a hard time on that one.

I can't see how it would ultimately affect grocery prices. Maybe some seafood prices.

Yes, that has always been stupid and ignorant.

I think everyone in America, including Trump, would condemn any invasion of Taiwan. Quite a different thing than any proposals regarding Greenland.