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Armstronglivs wrote:

Joseph Heller wrote:

This would also be your life too then. You devote at least three times my effort on here. Easy math.

When you're throwing a ball for a dog, who is really the boss? That's right. The dog. And you have to stoop and scoop too.

Even your tale wags when I address you.

Tale?

Too much blood diverted by Viagra...

ththtt wrote:

Armstronglivs wrote:

Even your tale wags when I address you.

Tale?

Too much blood diverted by Viagra...

You don't need Viagra when it is quite obvious that I offer you all the excitement you need. I can almost hear you panting as you follow me around. Such a groupie.

Joseph Heller wrote:

Two in a row! such devotion. It's spelled tail btw.

Your need to try to get the last word will just confirm your NPD disorder. What to do?

It's a real Catch-22 , Don.

No, the only catch is that no matter how much you offer me the admiration of your undying attention it can come to nothing. It is just a crush on your part. You might outgrow it. If you grow up.

ththtt wrote:

Armstronglivs wrote:

You even research me. There is no limit to your devotion. I'm sure your wife must be jealous.

You are the slave. You are showing devotion by coming back when I tell you to.

Well done.

But I'm sure your sheep must be jealous.

Speaking of jealous. You see rivals to my affections everywhere. But no one is as obsessed with me as you are. So far ahead of the pack there.

So the real reason for this thread is that you are looking for a relationship? Right.

You could have just called this thread: "Armstronglivs is looking for a new boyfriend."

Nearly 40 pages of fandom - of posters who only come here because I am here. I must try and not let it go to my head. I feel a bit like the Pied Piper of Hamelin. But as I recall, he cleared the town population of rats - and was followed by children. Must be something in that.

You keep trying so hard to impress me.

I've read about internet obsessions but I never expected to become the object of one. I've never encountered anything like it. You need to be the subject of a thesis. Maybe you are?

Armstronglivs wrote:

I've read about internet obsessions but I never expected to become one

I would have predicted your obsession. You certainly are proving your NPD.

Armstronglivs wrote:

Nearly 40 pages of fandom - of posters who only come here because I am here. I must try and not let it go to my head. I feel a bit like the Pied Piper of Hamelin. But as I recall, he cleared the town population of rats - and was followed by children. Must be something in that.

There likely is. not sure you should advertise this though.

" he retaliates by using his instrument's magical power on their children"

Joseph Heller wrote:

Armstronglivs wrote:

I've read about internet obsessions but I never expected to become one

I would have predicted your obsession. You certainly are proving your NPD.

Yet you somehow failed to predict your own obsession - with me. I train to remain modest but you have made me the most important thing in your life.

Joseph Heller wrote:

Armstronglivs wrote:

Nearly 40 pages of fandom - of posters who only come here because I am here. I must try and not let it go to my head. I feel a bit like the Pied Piper of Hamelin. But as I recall, he cleared the town population of rats - and was followed by children. Must be something in that.

There likely is. not sure you should advertise this though.

" he retaliates by using his instrument's magical power on their children"

Well, there are so many of them on this thread. They can't stop following me around. Like you.

There is little doubt that when someone becomes obsessed with you, as the poster above has (there is only one - he uses different handles) then it is the compliment they pay you that you have become of all-consuming importance to them. It is a perverse form of hero-worship. I will humbly accept that tribute.

Armstronglivs wrote:

There is little doubt that when someone becomes obsessed with you, as the poster above has (there is only one - he uses different handles) then it is the compliment they pay you that you have become of all-consuming importance to them. It is a perverse form of hero-worship. I will humbly accept that tribute.

Your embarrassing show is so incredible that there are at least two of us posting here.

But this thread is still about you. It was and still is about you.

You come to Letsrun to see what we have written on your thread. To reply. To wait for replies, and then reply again!

Your Thread!

You!

You!

You!

You!

You never have enough of You!

I am enjoying the show. Keep going, slave.

Armstronglivs wrote:

Joseph Heller wrote:

I would have predicted your obsession. You certainly are proving your NPD.

Yet you somehow failed to predict your own obsession - with me. I train to remain modest but you have made me the most important thing in your life.

You train? How does one do that. Seems like one either is or is not.

ththtt wrote:

Armstronglivs wrote:

There is little doubt that when someone becomes obsessed with you, as the poster above has (there is only one - he uses different handles) then it is the compliment they pay you that you have become of all-consuming importance to them. It is a perverse form of hero-worship. I will humbly accept that tribute.

Your embarrassing show is so incredible that there are at least two of us posting here.

But this thread is still about you. It was and still is about you.

You come to Letsrun to see what we have written on your thread. To reply. To wait for replies, and then reply again!

Your Thread!

You!

You!

You!

You!

You never have enough of You!

I am enjoying the show. Keep going, slave.

Your contining obsession with me is showing. It is me that you find more interesting than anything else in your life. Yes, you have made this thread about me, me, me. That's because there is very little that is interesting about you, you, you. But I accept the homage that you never cease to pay me - although surely your family and friends find it all more than a little strange. If you keep this up your wife might sue for divorce.

Joseph Heller wrote:

Armstronglivs wrote:

Yet you somehow failed to predict your own obsession - with me. I train to remain modest but you have made me the most important thing in your life.

You train? How does one do that. Seems like one either is or is not.

Well, you 'is' obsessed. No doubt about that. I am like the sun in your little universe. You revolve around me like the drab little planet that you are.

I feel like I'm running a creche here. So many little babies crying out for my attention. Someone bring them a bottle of milk.

When you reciprocate at a rate of 3:1 or higher, problem is you as they say in Russia.

We say that here too, Don.

Windmill!!