im running houston. cant wait to smoke this clown and beat him to sub 2:30, all while not making it into a motion picture spectacle. floberg you are an insufferable coach scammer! i hope you dont break 2:30!!!
Inside sources tell me Floberg is replacing tree time with toilet time. Just Flowy on the toilet, smelling himself while telling us how great of shape he’s in. His devoted followers will glaze him until the final flush. Sponsored by BPN suppositories.
Inside sources tell me Floberg is replacing tree time with toilet time. Just Flowy on the toilet, smelling himself while telling us how great of shape he’s in. His devoted followers will glaze him until the final flush. Sponsored by BPN suppositories.
Floberg is baiting that he will run nyc would be wild if he did.
This guy seriously needs an intervention. Chicago, New York, and then Houston marathons. Three marathons in three months.
I can’t remember for sure, but I think that’s going to be 7 or 8 marathons in 15 months. Sure he’ll say some weren’t all out, but that’s taxing mentally and physically.
He needs to take some time off and rebuild properly. He seems to think he’s so close and a couple minor tweaks will get him sub 2:30.
He needs to step back, recover, reevaluate, and build a proper base before trying for yet another marathon.
I don’t know if this is an addiction for him or just trying to keep up with his influencer lifestyle, but I am worried for his mental health.
I took a Go Gel one time and pooped my pants mid-run, so not a bad segment idea for Floberg. Belly full of BPN products, the man must be living on the john.
Kofuzi is so pathetic lol. I bet his wife and kids despise him. Do you think he thinks he’s really a cool big shot or he knows deep down he’s an old man loser grifting in the running world? I know lots of people historically like his show reviews, but im still shocked he has so many fans and his own gear with rabbit. His demeanor is so off putting and higher than thou when he really has no grounds to act like it. Wish brands would stop throwing money his way
I’ve never watched a full Kofuzi video, and haven’t even suffered through part of one in years - but - was there really a need to bring the man’s wife and kids into this? You can rage on how awful his videos are all day long, but unless they are actually in a video doing something to comment on, (like Ben is begging’s gf taking center stage) I think leaving his family out of it is the right thing to do.
The backstory is that he shut down his business after COVID to become a stay at home dad because his wife makes a lot of money. He used the free time to devote more time to becoming an “influencer” whereas before he had a middling ShoeTube channel. Somehow, it paid off and he flies around the world on the dime of any running shoe brand he is willing to fellate — leaving behind his family.
I’ve never watched a full Kofuzi video, and haven’t even suffered through part of one in years - but - was there really a need to bring the man’s wife and kids into this? You can rage on how awful his videos are all day long, but unless they are actually in a video doing something to comment on, (like Ben is begging’s gf taking center stage) I think leaving his family out of it is the right thing to do.
The backstory is that he shut down his business after COVID to become a stay at home dad because his wife makes a lot of money. He used the free time to devote more time to becoming an “influencer” whereas before he had a middling ShoeTube channel. Somehow, it paid off and he flies around the world on the dime of any running shoe brand he is willing to fellate — leaving behind his family.
A travel a lot for work, I do not pay those travel expenses, but I do collect the points. Should my wife and children hate me? Should pilots be allowed to have families?
Kofuzi only does races where he gets a free bib. He's so important now that races have to pay him an appearance fee for it to be worth it for him. Just wait until New York. He won't miss out on that.
Lately, he keeps going on about a desire "to tell different stories" so he's actually not going to NYC this year (partly bc Friday is Halloween) nor TRE in December (been there too often) and was openly wondering about Chicago this year (again been there done that). Basically, he wants to go to different places after lamenting doing too much traveling last year and then ending up doing the same this year (with a Salomon sponsored trip and Valencia still to come in 2025). He says he needs to talk with his "management company" more about future plans lol.
Kofuzi only does races where he gets a free bib. He's so important now that races have to pay him an appearance fee for it to be worth it for him. Just wait until New York. He won't miss out on that.
Lately, he keeps going on about a desire "to tell different stories" so he's actually not going to NYC this year (partly bc Friday is Halloween) nor TRE in December (been there too often) and was openly wondering about Chicago this year (again been there done that). Basically, he wants to go to different places after lamenting doing too much traveling last year and then ending up doing the same this year (with a Salomon sponsored trip and Valencia still to come in 2025). He says he needs to talk with his "management company" more about future plans lol.
Why wouldn't he travel when it's Halloween? It's not a national holiday FFS, it's been blown out of all proportion by you yanks, desperate for some history