Symmonds details hookups in book

What the Heck wrote:

2) You are clearly a moron if you are impressed by P.H.

I'm not impressed by Paris Hilton as a person at all but I know a nice piece of poon when I see it and won't turn it down.

ninja runner wrote:

Paris is a skank, plenty of "normal" girls are way hotter.

Hottest girl I've been with was 19 or 20 when I met her, and now less than 5 years later she's a quite famous FHM/Maxim model. Met at a club leading to awesome night at my hotel, she said I was the third guy she'd been with, who knows if it was true lol. Anyway, we last chatted for a while on fb a few months ago, but I'm not interested in dating someone with that lifestyle even though she lives not too far away. Plenty of other girls way hotter than Paris, omg...

*man who frequents online distance running forum claims to have "taken home" a famous 19-20yo supermodel*

Realism wrote:

*man who frequents online distance running forum claims to have "taken home" a famous 19-20yo supermodel*

And by "taken home", he means he was a cook at a restaurant she dined at. And by "19-20yo supermodel", he means Rebel Wilson.

Question.

Jenny Simpson or Paris Hilton?

Buffalo Soldier wrote:

Fair use quotation wrote:

You're cracking me up, thank you!

Seriously, this is priceless just fell off the couch! Hilarious

ninja runner wrote:

HardLoper wrote:

OP 8.5/10

You 0/10

lol

That was supposed to be a reply to the poster who said "who was the hottest girl you've been with?" Whatever..at least my story was true.

Few things about your hook up... she was 19 or 20 was this an underage club? How old are you? 5 Years have gone by and you guys are FB buddies but your not interested in dating someone with that lifestyle. So what your saying is your a young single guy who got really lucky and scored a one night stand with a chic who became a model and now your not interested in dating a FHM/Maxim model. Even if she would be interested in you still which am sure she is, being around a lot of successful good looking people all the time probably boring to her. Dude WTF do you do that is so great that banging a "Quite Famous" model and going to maxim events and all that shit is just not that interesting to you? Am calling bullshit on this story.....

at a loss wrote:

Since when did hooking up become a measure of a man?

Since the dawn of time. It's called sexual selection.

Sexual selection?

Please explain this concept.

Thank you please.

I was thinking of buying his book until I read these excerpts. It might be interesting to know who are the loose ones on the circuit, but we don't need to know the details. Nick is becoming a troll

I'm sorry, that's friggin' AWWWWful....

This is so awful it's ALMOST funny. The man thinks he can write!

starmiler wrote:

I'm sorry, that's friggin' AWWWWful....

If you think Nick Symmonds wrote any of what has been posted on this thread you are one of the stupidest people on the planet.

Dennis Reynolds 2.0 wrote:

starmiler wrote:

I'm sorry, that's friggin' AWWWWful....

If you think Nick Symmonds wrote any of what has been posted on this thread you are one of the stupidest people on the planet.

Thank you, I'm glad somebody gets it!

(1) NS is a good looking guy and has/could get way more hot a$$ than probably everyone posting on this thread.

(2) Why did it take 3 pages before someone brought up herpes?

(3) I found it funny that the guy who ripped on NS for picking up a "skank" like Paris Hilton used an example of him picking up a skank at a club for a hook-up as evidence that he is above that kind of thing.

I know he slept with a married women at WC this past summer. I am curious if it made the book.

These Symmonds threads always end up the same way. There is one poster under many different names posting how good looking Nick is or how he hooks up with so many women.

There are only two possibilities-it is either Nick himself posting or he has a very gay admirer because no straight male would ever give a flying f@$& about that.

It is probably Nick himself spamming the boards again.

[quote]ninja runner wrote:

Hottest girl I've been with was 19 or 20 when I met her, and now less than 5 years later she's a quite famous FHM/Maxim model. Met at a club leading to awesome night at my hotel, she said I was the third guy she'd been with, who knows if it was true lol. Anyway, we last chatted for a while on fb a few months ago, but I'm not interested in dating someone with that lifestyle ...

...and then I woke up

Too bad the title "A Night In Paris" is already taken.

Symmonds is good for the sport and a good racer (runner) and enterviewer, but he is definity full of himself, not sure if is a deliberate act or overall plan to get more fans and money or is he really that vain?

number one rule with women is...kiss and don't tell, I guess he forgot that rule.