You must watch this clip. This scene destroys. NEVER hide what you truly feel about someone:
You must watch this clip. This scene destroys. NEVER hide what you truly feel about someone:
Pope (underling): "I'm going to have to report that to my superiors!"
Jonathan Hemlock (Clint Eastwood): "Your superiors. Doesn't narrow the field much, does it?"
--The Eiger Sanction
"I don't make monkeys. I just train 'em."
Pee Wee Herman to Francis after Francis says "Why don't you make me?"
"Oh come off it, MAJOR. You put me right off my fresh fried lobster, do you realize that? I'm now going to go back to my bed, I'm going to put away the best part of a bottle of scotch... And under normal circumstances, you being normally what I would call a very attractive woman, I would have invited you back to share my little bed with me you might possibly have come. But you really put me off. I mean you... You're what we call a regular army clown." - M*A*S*H, the 1970 Movie by Robert Altman.
Christina Drayton: [to her assistant, Hilary, in the driveway] Now I have some instructions for you. I want you to go straight back to the gallery - Start your motor - When you get to the gallery tell Jennifer that she will be looking after things temporarily, she's to give me a ring if there's anything she can't deal with herself. Then go into the office, and make out a check, for "cash," for the sum of $5,000. Then carefully, but carefully Hilary, remove absolutely everything that might subsequently remind me that you had ever been there, including that yellow thing with the blue bulbs which you have such an affection for. Then take the check, for $5,000, which I feel you deserve, and get - permanently - lost. It's not that I don't want to know you, Hilary - although I don't - it's just that I'm afraid we're not really the sort of people that you can afford to be associated with.
[Hilary opens her mouth to say something]
Christina Drayton: Don't speak, Hilary, just... go.
From 1967's "Guess who's coming to dinner". A great movie if you haven't seen it. Christina Drayton was played by Kathrine Hepburn and the above bit, as delivered in the movie, is pretty much the classiest way I've ever heard someone tell someone else to go f*ck themselves.
R Lee Ermey has many already quoted ones in Full Metal Jacket. Also:
Marcus to Willy in Bad Santa:
"You're an emotional fu**ing cripple. Your soul is dog sh*t. Every single fu**ing thing about you is ugly."
Kurt Russell to Goldie Hawn in Overboard:
"You know what your problem is? You are so goddamn bored, you have to invent things to bitch about. You don't have a single thing to do on this earth except for your hair. The closet was fine, yeah, you just needed something to fill up your useless, empty, nail-polishing, toe-polishing, rich bitch, sun-tanning day!"
Jennifer Love Hewitt to Ethan Embry in Can't Hardly Wait:
"Why don't you go out and get yourself a god damned life...a**hole."
-The slight pause before saying a**hole is what really amused me on that one
From the best movie of all time, Shawshank Redemption. This movie has so many great quotes, but his is my favorite.
Andy to Red, "Get busy livin' or get busy dyin.'"
And I guess after reading all these, that I forgot the original title of the thread. In that case, how about this one from the same movie.
"You eat when we say you eat. You $hit when we say you $hit and you piss when we say you piss. You got that, you maggot d1ck motherfvcker?"
How is that an insult?
"I see you're still fat"
"I see you still look like a 15 year old girl but not hot"
something like that
Three quotes:
"Frankie, you're like a pig that doesn't fly straight." Upon realizing his dealer is setting him up.
"All you do is sit there all day long, f**king, sucking, eating, snorting..." When chewing out his useless trophy druggie girlfriend.
"F*KK SOSA, and F*KK the F*kkin' Diaz Brothers!" Upon being told they are coming to assassinate him.
Al Pacino in Scarface. Gold mine for classic insult quotes.
Ghost Busters, Bill Murry:
"Yes, this man has no dick."
Al Czervik: Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?
[looks at Judge Smails, who's wearing the same hat]
Al Czervik: Oh, it looks good on you though.
srsly you folks all have a 'favorite movie insult' list,
do you all have a favorite movie whistle list also?
"You son of a motherless goat!"
From Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas:
Clerk at Flamingo Hotel: Can I call you a cab?
Police Chief: [screaming] Sure, and I'll call you a c*cksucker!
Raoul Duke: Of course, I could hear what the clerk was really saying.
Clerk at Flamingo Hotel: Listen, you fuzzy little sh*thead! I've been f*cked around in my time by a fairly good cross-section of mean-tempered, rule-crazy cops, and now it's my turn. So f*ck you, Officer. I'm in charge.
Big Lebowski:
"I don't like your jerk off name. I don't like your jerkoff face, I don't like your jerkoff behavior and I don't like you. Jerkoff."
"Your mom went to college."
"You're no daisy. You're no daisy at all!"
and
"I'm your Huckleberry."
Doc holiday Tombstone
Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.