Prison life is good wrote:
In the UK they do parkrun in some prisons.
The inmates also have games consoles, TVs, regular meals...
Park runs are great. And the food might be great. There’s one thing the OP may not be fond of in prison. Listen to the wise words of the late great Larry King:
A skinny, gristly runner man in a maximum security prison would last about 24 hours.
S some D in a public park. Maybe repeat offend three times and represent yourself in court and plea insanity.
Free tickets to a long term, minimum security, cushy, sentence up state.
CoachBBBBB wrote:
A skinny, gristly runner man in a maximum security prison would last about 24 hours.
No different than a typical crackhead. The runner would fit right in.
planner man wrote:
CoachBBBBB wrote:
A skinny, gristly runner man in a maximum security prison would last about 24 hours.
No different than a typical crackhead. The runner would fit right in.
More like the others would fit right in
bussy wrote:
planner man wrote:
No different than a typical crackhead. The runner would fit right in.
More like the others would fit right in
Even prisoners have standards. Who wants some boney ugly distance runner with horrible skin and no butt?
planner man wrote:
bussy wrote:
More like the others would fit right in
Even prisoners have standards. Who wants some boney ugly distance runner with horrible skin and no butt?
I'm glad we have people like you to really think about this
I know where the cop who almost put me in San Quentin is buried.
Pissing on his grave is part of my bucket list.
planner man wrote:
Prison for free food and board:
1) I would want life with no chance of parole. I wouldn't want to be kicked out on the mean streets at age 93.
2) I would not want to hurt anyone to get in.
3) I would have to commit a crime where I was respected by the other inmates or at least no targeted. I would like to be left alone.
4) On the topic of being left alone, solitary confinement would be ideal.
What crime would I have to commit to make this happen?
Just pretend to be autistic.