Average LRC poster:
"My ideal woman does all my chores for me like my mommy but is also young enough to be my daughter. She can't be one of these gold-diggers trying to siphon off my money, but she also can't be competent enough at a job to be financially independent of me. In the bedroom she has to be just like the pornstars I watch, but also a sexually inexperienced virgin when we meet. If she ever tries to hang out with her friends or go on a girls' trip she's obviously trying to cheat, but she shouldn't ask questions when I wanna go out with the boys because that's a sign she's just crazy! She has to want to have kids exclusively on my timetable, so that I can have all the fun rewarding parts of parenthood when she's not doing all the kids' cooking, cleaning, and caring. If she meets all of these requirements, then she's ready for the privelege of marriage to me! Assuming, of course, that she never gains a pound, gets a smile line, doesn't wear enough makeup, wears too much makeup, or dresses comfortably in a way I don't deem "sexy but not threateningly confident." If any of those things happen, I'll have to ditch her for the next girl who can't order a beer at the bar yet.
Oh and since this is LRC specifically she has to be willing to listen to me whine about super shoes, rant about vaccines, and explain why some badly-tattooed Norwegian's taint sweat would probably taste like top-shelf champagne."