Brian laundrie looks to have been dead all along in the swamp

I hear he ran 4:05 Mile in 8th grade. They both look like runners. LOL. RIP.

kore wrote:

I hear he ran 4:05 Mile in 8th grade. They both look like runners. LOL. RIP.

One story said he was fat and a social outcast as a kid. I looked around on the internet and found more about that. He was 40 pound overweight at age 14. Social outcast fits with the runner claim. Fatty not so much.

You'll need to provide a link to that 4:05 mile claim in 8th grade. S

lol not a chance. If they did that and he showed up, the FBI would be deemed not fit for purpose.

Child

noun, plural chil·dren [chil-druhn].

- a person between birth and puberty or full growth.

- a son or daughter.

I hear he once went to Casino near the Ocean and won $60K in Poker and threw it all in the Ocean knowing he would gamble it away anyways.

Moag Boag wrote:

Of course the fraudulent FBI is going to say it was Laundry. They blew the investigation with their incompetence and let the guy slip town. They want this closed because every day it goes on, they look like asshats.

Laundry fled the country weeks ago.

Remember that nearly every conspiracy theory started with some idiot like this. ^

brian's stuff wrote:

The boy's attorney claims that there is a very high probability that the human remains found are his clients. Whatever the parents are doing this attorney is in on it. Let's see what the coroner has to say. Pay attention to how much of the the body was found. And also what the match is based on. There doesn't seem to be a known DNA sample from the boy, but there should be DNA samples collected in the Gabby's van, in the boy's room at his parent's home, and in his car. They just don't know that any DNA they have collected is his unless it came directly from him, like a sample from his body.

Child?

Well, if someone posted it on LR, it MUST be true!

brian's stuff wrote:

The boy's attorney claims that there is a very high probability that the human remains found are his clients. Whatever the parents are doing this attorney is in on it. Let's see what the coroner has to say. Pay attention to how much of the the body was found. And also what the match is based on. There doesn't seem to be a known DNA sample from the boy, but there should be DNA samples collected in the Gabby's van, in the boy's room at his parent's home, and in his car. They just don't know that any DNA they have collected is his unless it came directly from him, like a sample from his body.

Wouldn't using dental records be 100% confirmation that it's him? DNA analysis hasn't been around forever..

SDSU Aztec wrote:

Wouldn't using dental records be 100% confirmation that it's him? DNA analysis hasn't been around forever..

You would need teeth for a dental ID, and he would have to have been to a dentist as an adult -- going to a dentist is not mandatory.

DNA analysis has been around since the case started. Your "DNA analysis hasn't been around forever" statement is pointless.

brian's stuff wrote:

SDSU Aztec wrote:

Wouldn't using dental records be 100% confirmation that it's him? DNA analysis hasn't been around forever..

You would need teeth for a dental ID, and he would have to have been to a dentist as an adult -- going to a dentist is not mandatory.

DNA analysis has been around since the case started. Your "DNA analysis hasn't been around forever" statement is pointless.

That's not my point. I'm asking how bodies were identified before DNA analysis was available. I believe it was dental records or fingerprints. It doesn't seem like the dental records would have to be from when he was an adult.

Previously underwater, my azz. All they had to do was look around 75 yards from the parking lot.

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Moag Boag wrote:

HappyJack wrote:

When the story first broke today the news reported 4-5 corpses were also found. Anyone else here or read this?

So he was a serial killer?

Yes, there were two crushed boxes of Cornflakes , one crushed box of Cocoa Puffs and another crushed box of Captain Crunch.

kore wrote:

I hear he once went to Casino near the Ocean and won $60K in Poker and threw it all in the Ocean knowing he would gamble it away anyways.

He’s probably hiding under the queensborough bridge right now.

abde wrote:

Moag Boag wrote:

Of course the fraudulent FBI is going to say it was Laundry. They blew the investigation with their incompetence and let the guy slip town. They want this closed because every day it goes on, they look like asshats.

Laundry fled the country weeks ago.

Remember that nearly every conspiracy theory started with some idiot like this. ^

Lol! We actually have FBI fans on here now?

The FBI is a total fraud. They botched the Whitey Bulger case, they targeted Martin Luther King to try and bring him down, kept files on Bob Dylan, and botched the Clinton emails. The FBI went rogue in the 80s. You "law and order" types just can't admit it.

Moag Boag wrote:

abde wrote:

Remember that nearly every conspiracy theory started with some idiot like this. ^

Lol! We actually have FBI fans on here now?

The FBI is a total fraud. They botched the Whitey Bulger case, they targeted Martin Luther King to try and bring him down, kept files on Bob Dylan, and botched the Clinton emails. The FBI went rogue in the 80s. You "law and order" types just can't admit it.

Don't have to be an "FBI fan" to laugh at your idiocy.

You say this like a ton of 'conspiracy theories' haven't been proven to be true long after the fact.

I am not sure how many people realize that intelligence agencies purposely float wacky conspiracy theories themselves in order to muddy the water.

uhhh should we tell hm wrote:

You say this like a ton of 'conspiracy theories' haven't been proven to be true long after the fact.

Indeed I do.