Rojo says he might start a Kip Litton thread but only 1 and only 1 thread

Uncivil Engineer wrote:

This is what I was getting at, although dipshit Scott H cannot be moved by such trivialities as common sense, reason, and essential facts. He's the kind of guy who in high school loved to tell on your girlfriend for cheating on you under the umbrella of "just doing the right thing," when in reality he wasn't getting laid except by his hand and needed to see some kind of fur fly.

Oh well. Creeps, freaks and fukkups are no more excluded from our sport than our outright criminals, so who really cares.

Kip, what kind of guy are you?

couple updates:

A collection of troll forum posts by Kip Litton himself? a few of them are quoted in Mark's piece

http://kiplitton.blogspot.com/2012/08/kip-himself-trolling-on-letsruncom-forum.html

West Wyoming Marathon parody dri-fit technical tees now for sale (someone else made this and put them up on cafepress)http://kiplitton.blogspot.com/2012/08/west-wyoming-marathon-tech-t-shirts-for.html

Note:

I'm going to try to add blue dots for those other races in the next few days (Naples Half, the Nevada and Dallas races, right?)

Thanks.

Too funny! No way do I believe he ran that time and started where he claimed based off his chip time. Look at all the runners around him. Most have crossed the line in less than 30 seconds or thereabouts. I've run it many times.

My worst race was coming off an injury and jogging in the 1:06 range with a friend. It does not take 3 minutes to get the starting line and if it did, you'd have some slow, tough, and frustrating first couple miles which would throw your finishing time off by quite a bit. His 5:21 pace at the 5k in Detroit....yeah ok, sure. Truly, this is beyond sad.

[I'm good w/Kip coming in @ #2. Although the entire spectacle of Kip's deceit dwarfs Rosie's, she did it on Earth's biggest stage w/a fake win.

Rosie is probably one of Kip's mentors and he learned from her to never give an interview on camera and say some dumb ass stuff like "I'm not sure what intervals are; what are they?"

Just started a West Wyoming Marathon T-Shirt thread that will probably get deleted.

Thanks, SOKLR for the fantastic tip!

ouch1000 wrote:

Just started a West Wyoming Marathon T-Shirt thread that will probably get deleted.

Thanks, SOKLR for the fantastic tip!

Thanks! Someone else made it. I found out about it just through Google search and linked to it on the blog.

SOKLR wrote:

couple updates:

A collection of troll forum posts by Kip Litton himself? a few of them are quoted in Mark's piece

http://kiplitton.blogspot.com/2012/08/kip-himself-trolling-on-letsruncom-forum.html

West Wyoming Marathon parody dri-fit technical tees now for sale (someone else made this and put them up on cafepress)http://kiplitton.blogspot.com/2012/08/west-wyoming-marathon-tech-t-shirts-for.html

Note:

I'm going to try to add blue dots for those other races in the next few days (Naples Half, the Nevada and Dallas races, right?)

Thanks.

Sweet! I made the list.

Which ones are quoted in the article too (I haven't read it)? I wonder if I made it there too. LOL

Litton had a very impressive 2009 Bayshore marathon in Traverse City, MI. His clock time was 2:55:40. His chip time was 2:52:58. He ran the first half of the out and back course in 1:30:13. (6:53 pace) He then cranked it up in the second half running a 1:22:45. (6:19 pace) Upon looking at the race photos on Action Sports Images, there are only photos of him near the finish line. I can easily look up photos of my friends who ran the same race and see them along the course in photos.

TC Tom wrote:

Litton had a very impressive 2009 Bayshore marathon in Traverse City, MI. His clock time was 2:55:40. His chip time was 2:52:58. He ran the first half of the out and back course in 1:30:13. (6:53 pace) He then cranked it up in the second half running a 1:22:45. (6:19 pace) Upon looking at the race photos on Action Sports Images, there are only photos of him near the finish line. I can easily look up photos of my friends who ran the same race and see them along the course in photos.

Thanks. Check this out... Already reviewed. Kip should've been DQ'ed.

ScottH, did you ever talk to the BayShore RD? (just wondering)

Sweet! wrote:

SOKLR wrote:

couple updates:

A collection of troll forum posts by Kip Litton himself? a few of them are quoted in Mark's piece

http://kiplitton.blogspot.com/2012/08/kip-himself-trolling-on-letsruncom-forum.html

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Sweet! I made the list.

Which ones are quoted in the article too (I haven't read it)? I wonder if I made it there too. LOL

one by RNrunner and one by ActuallyThisIsTheWayItIs is in there I think. VerdictIsIn may also be - I'm not sure

I can assure you, Sir SOKLR of the Southern Punani, that many of those daring and courageous souls in that list with whom you've accused of being The Good Doctor, are in fact not The Good Doctor at all!

While they are of course humbly blessed(and rightfully so)to be held in such high regard as to be mistaken for our Lord, they are merely fellow crusaders of the Kip Litton Resistance.

Heed my words Sir SOKLR of the Southern Punani, your treachery is not going unnoticed amongst these God-fearing, innocent, and honest lands. You have hid behind your keyboard, suckling the teet of your Mother's warmth, shelter, food, electricity, and basement for far too long. Oh there will be justice. And it shall be swift and merciless!

The resistance shall rise! And continue to prove the innocence of The GOOD Doctor! This witch hunt has gone on long enough!

By the power vested in me i decree that those servants of the resistance, those who aspire to join, and those independent souls who just wish to see a falsely accused man go free to satisfy their hope of a noble justice still left in the world, RISE UP and take back the life of KIP, a life that has been wrongfully stripped from HIM!

I AM SPARTICUS.

Ooops. Thanks. Glad you guys are on top of this. I am just joining in on this twisted tale.

scotth wrote:

You're reading comprehension skills are poor.

This is one of the greatest examples of unintentional irony I have seen on Letsrun, and that's saying a lot.

I will try to penetrate your pea-brain anyway. It is one thing to investigate, and try to bust, guys and gals who appear to have cheated in road races. It is quite another to waste time chatting up an RD at length well after the fact in a race where cheating was readily detected by fellow racers thanks to the out-and-back nature of the course.

I'm not saying you should devote your time to other endeavors. I'm just making a note of the fact that you're an idiot who could use more absorbing hobbies. You can choose your own path, sure. But I can notice it and comment. Are we clear?

Uncivil Engineer wrote:

I'm not saying you should devote your time to other endeavors. I'm just making a note of the fact that you're an idiot who could use more absorbing hobbies. You can choose your own path, sure. But I can notice it and comment. Are we clear?

Yes, what I'm clear on is you shouldn't waste your time telling me how I ought to spend my time.

Uncivil Engineer wrote:

Charlie Bucket wrote:[/b

So you jumped in there to tell an RD who had DQ'd someone exactly why they DQ'd someone when they had already DQ'd that someone.

This is what I was getting at, although dipshit Scott H cannot be moved by such trivialities as common sense, reason, and essential facts. He's the kind of guy who in high school loved to tell on your girlfriend for cheating on you under the umbrella of "just doing the right thing," when in reality he wasn't getting laid except by his hand and needed to see some kind of fur fly.

Oh well. Creeps, freaks and fukkups are no more excluded from our sport than our outright criminals, so who really cares.

Fellows, your comments remind me of the 3 Blind Men & the Elephant - each man feeling different parts of the elephant and thinking it was a different animal. You aren't seeing things as they are, but as you're limited view allows. Incidentally, whenever you resort to calling people names, it diminishes your point. Have a nice day!

scotth wrote:

Yes, what I'm clear on is you shouldn't waste your time telling me how I ought to spend my time.

Fair enough, but part of that time might be spent on learning how to write in correct English. That might make your avid, unnecessary, post-factual pursuit of Kip Litton more credible. Otherwise you just make ugly noise.

Kip, we know you're pissed at letsrun posters.

We're too smart for you. We gotcha

OH MY GOD STOP! EVERYONE PLEASE GET BACK TO YOUR OWN LIVES!