DGR Family…you know what time it is! That’s right, 3:30am wakeup call. I know, I know, it’s early. But I had a bad dream I was on an airplane to Spain, and I woke up in a cold sweat. Hooo boy that was a tough nightmare folks, I could feel my hamstring burning. [commence ass massage on kitchen island]
I know my DGR fans out there are wondering: Seth, what the hell are you doing waking up at 3:30am? You’re a Youtuber. [Sips coffee, moans sensually] Ohhhhhhhhhh that’s good.
I’m just gonna say it: it’s amazing how many people don’t wake up at the butt crack of dawn to get in the hurt locker. But here’s the thing folks: 3:30am is the best time of the day to seek a little beauty. [Rocky Mountains sequence]
I know what you’re thinking. Seth I need to sleep more than 3 hours a night, or, Seth I have a full time job, or Seth, I have a family to tend to and I can’t just film them for Youtube views. But you know what they say…. Ain’t no gain without a little pain.
So when that alarm goes off at 3:30am…Heyoooooooo! it’s just me, 1 Bobo’s bar, 1 scrambled egg, and no water. Butter my bread baby!