"there, you are defeated."
"no I'm not"
"I just cut your arm off"
"No you didn't"
"Yes I did, it's lying right there"
"that's not my arm"
"what is it then"
"Tis but a twig"
Thats probably way off cuz I havent seen it in like 5 years, but whatever it is, its funny as shit
"Hello, I'm sorry to have kept you waiting, but my walk has become rather sillier recently..."
There are those who call me......Tim?
or
And now the 100 meter freestyle swim for those who can't swim.
"She's got HUGE Tracts of land"
Oh no,it is much to perilous. You cannot face the peril.
BUT I WANT TO FACE THE PERIL!
You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt!
I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
And then, the oral sex.
Yes, yes! The oral sex!
"MY BRAIN HURTS"
"IT WILL HAVE TO COME OUT!"
"MY BRAIN?"
"YES!"
"BUT I NEED IT."
Crucifixion?
Yes.
Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each. Next! ... Crucifixion?
Yes.
Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each. Next! ... Crucifixion?
Errr, no. Freedom.
Huh?
Ahhh, freedom for me. They said I hadn't done anything and that I was to go free and live on an island somewhere.
Oh! Now nice! Well, off you go, then.
Naaah! I'm only pulling your leg! It's crucifixion, really!
"B-A-S-I-L"...
And now the start of the 100 meters for people with no sense of direction.
or
And now the start of the 1500 for the deaf
or
American Beer is like making love in a canoe, its f***ing close to water.
"Want any albotrose."
"Whats it taste like."
"Bloody f***ing albotrose I suppose."