Jager Suspended For 2 Years For Steroid Bust (Not A Joke)

You're either incredibly stupid (Whetmore for both Marks is spelled Wetmore), or just a very lame troll.

Beaver Retriever wrote:

This is just like when Mark Whetmore (the agent) got married....snicker snicker.

"Hey I thought Mark Whetmore was ALREADY married...(click)....oh, it's not, just someone ELSE with the same name?!?!? LOLZ, OMG, LMFAO."

Brojos, you crazy.

The op gets a 9/10.

I,like many thought for a split second tha he was referring to Evan Jager which stirred up all kinds of weird thoughts because he is the last person I would expect to get busted for steroids, which then led me to conclude that track is officially ruined if guys like Evan test positive.

And you're an angry man.---------

Edification 1A for you wrote:

You're either incredibly stupid (Whetmore for both Marks is spelled Wetmore), or just a very lame troll.

Beaver Retriever wrote:

This is just like when Mark Whetmore (the agent) got married....snicker snicker.

"Hey I thought Mark Whetmore was ALREADY married...(click)....oh, it's not, just someone ELSE with the same name?!?!? LOLZ, OMG, LMFAO."

Brojos, you crazy.

Dude she's hot! Man I really want to do her right now! bring it on baby!

Bromstein wrote:

The op gets a 9/10.

I,like many thought for a split second tha he was referring to Evan Jager which stirred up all kinds of weird thoughts because he is the last person I would expect to get busted for steroids, which then led me to conclude that track is officially ruined if guys like Evan test positive.

He got me too. I was pretty shocked and started thinking of the implications of what it meant. Right when I started rationalizing it, "I guess I'm not totally surprised if anyone tests positive." the thread loaded up and I saw it was a different Jager.

Bromstein wrote:

The op gets a 9/10.

I,like many thought for a split second tha he was referring to Evan Jager which stirred up all kinds of weird thoughts because he is the last person I would expect to get busted for steroids, which then led me to conclude that track is officially ruined if guys like Evan test positive.

He got me too. I was pretty shocked and started thinking of the implications of what it meant. Within a few seconds I was already rationalizing it with, "I guess I'm not totally surprised if anyone tests positive" and the thread loaded up and I saw it was a different Jager.

Mats Wilander wrote:

the clarifier wrote:

Sigh of relief.

I thought this was a reference to Jaromir Jagr complete with typical Let's Run "who cares if it is spelled correctly" status.

Dude, nobody on here cares about tennis.

I didn't actually LOL, but I chuckled. Well played, sir.

Aganoid wrote:

wepmad wrote:

Duh, if anyone tested positive for steroids twice in five years most people on this board would want to give them lifetime bans.

Fallacy ad populum.

Nice try trying to be cool. That's totally NOT an argument ad populum. Poster is not asserting a conclusion based on an amount of people. Poster is just making an assumption about what most of the people on this board would think about a situation.

You are a moron trying to be fancy.

Poor woman getting smeared by SI for taking her prescription meds.

Anabolic steroids are used in the treatment of postmenopausal osteoporosis.

This is a stupid thread. Wejo you are acting like a schmuck for putting it on the front page. Too many eyeballs, subject to too much rumor mongering on this website. Evan is a young guy trying to make it in the sport. For now, THIS IS HIS PROFESSION. Why are f-ing with his livelihood?! Don't be an asshat. Take this thread down and publicly apologize to Evan.

Methinks... wrote:

... the masters athletes on these pages should be tested too. I don't know the other gentleman (and I may be waaay off base) but if he turned her onto stem cell stuff and he also set world masters records, let's just say this is a connection that should be investigated.

http://www.stemsport.com/testimonials.aspxhttp://moreadultstemcells.blogspot.com/2008/04/stemenhance-powers-athletes-to-break.html

Nolan Shaheed - disappointing!

THis is news, but the headline should be changed so people don't think it's Evan Jager. That's why it's getting so many eyeballs and why it shows up on the front page.

Anyhoo, that stemcell stuff looks completely bogus. I wonder if it's really one of those supplements with some sort of steroid or steroid like drug added but not put on the label.

You guys are so uptight, of course the natural reaction is to think it was Evan, but it is clear from the first post that it wasn't him. Thats what makes this thread so funny. The op knew what he was doing when he created this thread and I applaud him for that.

Anyone who doesn't think this is funny needs to lighten up. I will bet Evan would laugh if he saw it.

Have you ever formally stated that you did not use performance enhancing methods?

I was pretty shocked when someone stated to me that he has evidence to show otherwise.

Did Weldon feel bad about his steroid induced time so he neeeded to project on other runners.

Let's Run

The big news here is that Sports Illustrated posted a track article.

How this made it to be published, I don't know.

Think of all of the happenings in track that didn't make it to SI.

The twins like it just fine. This a fraud of a website ... the twins want traffic.

Any operator who would let this crap run are nothing but filth.

Say it aint so! wrote:

Methinks... wrote:

... the masters athletes on these pages should be tested too. I don't know the other gentleman (and I may be waaay off base) but if he turned her onto stem cell stuff and he also set world masters records, let's just say this is a connection that should be investigated.

http://www.stemsport.com/testimonials.aspxhttp://moreadultstemcells.blogspot.com/2008/04/stemenhance-powers-athletes-to-break.html

Nolan Shaheed - disappointing!

If they are willing to push the envelope and try this kind of stuff, who knows what else is an option? I actually didn't see Nolan Shaheed's name in that article. Hate to be cliche but, where there is smoke (Jäger) there's usually fire.... It is disappointing.

Again, just a thought and other than simple Internet searches, there is NO evidence other than Jager's conviction. But record breaking performances, stem cell stuff, a confirmed two time drug cheat, and one team....