I Need to Stop a Wedding

manbearpig wrote:

Maybe not stop it but ruin it. I want her to be miserable.

Every time she thinks of you she is miserable, so you don't have to do anything.

Yes, use your kids as a wedge -- that's what any good dad would do!

crap runner wrote:

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/pigs

That's great, but a seven minute mile is not fast. Even for a beast like a pig.

Anything north of Westchester/Rockland counties is "upstate".

Anywhere north of Orange County is Canada.

Haushinka wrote:

If you want to stop a wedding, do this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9eIXN6Sp40

This is especially appropriate because Dustin Hoffman's character in the movie was a college track runner before he became the Graduate.

manbearpig wrote:

$6.99/lb. Shoprite brand. And I barely ate of it b/c I got really nauseus by the time I got home.

In a prev post you said it cost around $3.99 and you claimed to order a pound. If you ordered a lb at 6.99/lb you should have paid $6.99. Why are you being deceptive about your turkey purchase? Is there something you are trying to hide?

A variety of Butterball turkeys are on sale by me. I got a pound of the lemon-pepper for 3.98/lb. Good stuff. I'll bring a sandwich to the wedding.

hire your drunkard brother Bud and a squad of female assassins named after deadly snakes to take them out.

random a hole wrote:

manbearpig wrote:

$6.99/lb. Shoprite brand. And I barely ate of it b/c I got really nauseus by the time I got home.

In a prev post you said it cost around $3.99 and you claimed to order a pound. If you ordered a lb at 6.99/lb you should have paid $6.99. Why are you being deceptive about your turkey purchase? Is there something you are trying to hide?

A variety of Butterball turkeys are on sale by me. I got a pound of the lemon-pepper for 3.98/lb. Good stuff. I'll bring a sandwich to the wedding.

Thanks. I love sandwiches.

Bear of Bad News wrote:

beef curtains wrote:

Thats not upstate. I live in Ithaca, NY which is more 'upstate' than Liberty and it's still nowhere near upstate. Think Massena or Plattsburg. THEY are upstate. I'm afraid we're not going to be able to help you, on the grounds of your flimsy grasp of geography. Sorry.

Strange. I live in Ithaca, NY as well, but the Ithaca that I live in IS in upstate NY. Wonder how that happened.

If you are from the city, Ithaca is upstate. If you are from North of the Thruway, it is downstate. If you are from west of the Finger Lakes it is eastern NY.

Ithaca is an anomaly that actually doesn't exist.

I know because I [didn't] grow up there.

I knew the geography was going to be the main point of contention from the start. Even wikipedia says the delineation is unclear:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Upstate_New_York

manbearpig wrote:

goddammit. I live in Liberty, NY. Its upstate. Ask all the hasidic jews that invade this place in the summertime if it's upstate.

Now can someone give me some advice on how to stop a wedding??????

ahh liberty, new york. where the sun never shines. do you happen to live near panda parlor and the ace hardware??

1600meterrunner wrote:

manbearpig wrote:

goddammit. I live in Liberty, NY. Its upstate. Ask all the hasidic jews that invade this place in the summertime if it's upstate.

Now can someone give me some advice on how to stop a wedding??????

ahh liberty, new york. where the sun never shines. do you happen to live near panda parlor and the ace hardware??

Yea, my house is less than half a mile away from there.

small world, small world. twin bridge road, liberty ny hahaha

I agree with a former post. You should just take care of the kids. Your ex-wife seems extremely immature and any amount of time invested in ruining the wedding will be a waste. It's unfortunate that things didn't work out between you and your ex, but all you can do is learn from the past, move forward, and become a better man from former experiences.

180 wrote:

My how the tone has changed. From "worried about her marrying a redneck piece of trash" to "actually I just want her to be miserable."

The problem is you made up the "worried" quote...

someone has been using my screen name today. I worked all day and this is my first post since the questions about nj wedding licenses.

I cant believe you people are arguing about what upstate ny is. I do know where ace hardware and panda parlor are.

correction....this was my last real post. from what I read quickly from today's posts....

We were never married. We were together 5+ years and have two kids (boy almost 4 and a girl almost 2). We have joint custody and I pay no child support. I live in Liberty but will be moving back into the Sullivan West school district by fall 2012. She lives in the Fallsburg school district. I should win a custody case b/c the kids were born in Sullivan West school district and all the family is there. She has no family here and no reason to put the kids in Fallsburg over Sullivan West.

This morning she text me saying that she isnt really getting married but that she thought I would leave her alone if I thought she was getting married.

There is definitely a new guy. I saw him on Saturday sitting on the patio when I picked the kids up. I asked my son if his mom has a new ring and he said yes but its hard to believe a 3+ year old all the time.

I have tried to reason with her about the value of a family but she just doesnt care. I even offered a pre-nup where she can put in her own specific clauses.

We broke up in January of 2010. She accused me of messing around with a co-worker. Two days later I found out that she had put us in a major financial hole. She had only paid rent 3 times in the previous seven months and had about another $3000 in unpaid bills (electric, phone,car, insurance, etc). We mailed our rent checks directly to our landlord's bank b/c she works outside the country. So she didnt keep up with that account until we were way behind. I knew nothing of the bills or lack of rent. All she ever said was "money is a little tight".

So there's a little background for you people to tear me apart on.

Haushinka wrote:

If you want to stop a wedding, do this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9eIXN6Sp40

i work about 1/2 mile from the church. what a trip.

I can't believe this hasn't been suggested yet but... make a kick-ass powerpoint and speak up when the priest asks you to speak now or forever hold your piece (dick). I seem to remember a how great a kick-ass powerpoint worked out for another letsrunner.