I Need to Stop a Wedding

Thats ironic, someone from port jervis calling someone else white trash.

5/10. For some reason the ShopRite detail about where you were when you received the text message seemed excessive.

An Antrax scare would probably stop this event.

If you want to stop a wedding, do this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9eIXN6Sp40

i'm about 45 minutes from port jervis. and i got the text message while ordering a pound of turkey at the deli.

i agree with u.

aholian wrote:

5/10. For some reason the ShopRite detail about where you were when you received the text message seemed excessive.

I agree, also the part about how he calls where ny/nj/pa meeets "upstate ny" upstate is buffalo

goddammit. I live in Liberty, NY. Its upstate. Ask all the hasidic jews that invade this place in the summertime if it's upstate.

Now can someone give me some advice on how to stop a wedding??????

manbearpig wrote:

i'm about 45 minutes from port jervis. and i got the text message while ordering a pound of turkey at the deli.

How much did it cost?

well well well wrote:

manbearpig wrote:

i'm about 45 minutes from port jervis. and i got the text message while ordering a pound of turkey at the deli.

How much did it cost?

About $3.99

$6.99/lb. Shoprite brand. And I barely ate of it b/c I got really nauseus by the time I got home.

manbearpig wrote:

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I live in upstate NY about where NY/NJ/PA meet up so Atlantic City is a decent trip.

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Please explain how upstate NY is about where NY meets NJ when NJ is due south of NY.

Thanks.

google map wrote:

manbearpig wrote:

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I live in upstate NY about where NY/NJ/PA meet up so Atlantic City is a decent trip.

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Please explain how upstate NY is about where NY meets NJ when NJ is due south of NY.

Thanks.

Because Antartica is the top of the world...

is it not upstate from nyc, you tards?????

look at a map. I assure you NY STATE, NJ, and PA all meet at one point around the Port Jervis area. Anyways I live 45 minutes from there. It was for general reference purposes.

geography.....duh

manbearpig wrote:

google map wrote:

Please explain how upstate NY is about where NY meets NJ when NJ is due south of NY.

Thanks.

Because Antartica is the top of the world...

Oh, OK, got it.

In that case, I would advise you as follows:

1) Forget about the 'disappearing so that you can't babysit the kids' act. She'll just ditch them with whatever stranger comes along.

2) Forget about canceling the wedding. Nobody can cancel anyone else's wedding (assuming age of consent, etc).

3) Instead, DO babysit the kids. Then disappear with them. Go someplace where you'll never be discovered.

Might I suggest Antarctica?

google map wrote:

manbearpig wrote:

Because Antartica is the top of the world...

Oh, OK, got it.

In that case, I would advise you as follows:

1) Forget about the 'disappearing so that you can't babysit the kids' act. She'll just ditch them with whatever stranger comes along.

2) Forget about canceling the wedding. Nobody can cancel anyone else's wedding (assuming age of consent, etc).

3) Instead, DO babysit the kids. Then disappear with them. Go someplace where you'll never be discovered.

Might I suggest Antarctica?

Thanks for the advice. Greatly appreciated.

Maybe not stop it but ruin it. I want her to be miserable.

My how the tone has changed. From "worried about her marrying a redneck piece of trash" to "actually I just want her to be miserable."