Independant George.
" A George divided amongst itself, can not stand!"
Independant George.
" A George divided amongst itself, can not stand!"
The shrinkage episode.
Well said. I love the marine biologist.
gotta go with marine biologist.
"What is that? a titleist?"
JERRY: Come on. How was your date?
ELAINE: Oh, the date. The date.
JERRY: Ya how was it?
ELAINE: Interesting.
JERRY: Really.
ELAINE: Oh ya.
JERRY: Why what happened?
ELAINE: Let's see, (thinking) how shall I put this.
JERRY: Just put it.
ELAINE: He took it out.
JERRY: (confused) He what?
ELAINE: He took (blows on her glasses twice to clean them) it out.
JERRY: He took what out?
ELAINE: It.
JERRY: He took It, Out?
ELAINE: Yessiree Bob.
JERRY: He couldn't.
ELAINE: He did.
JERRY: (motions of making out) Well you were involved in some sort of amorous...
ELAINE: Noooo.
JERRY: You mean he just
ELAINE: Yes.
JERRY: Are you sure?
ELAINE: Oh quite.
JERRY: There was no mistaking it?
ELAINE: (looks straight into his eyes) Jerry.
JERRY: So you were talking, (Elaine makes an agreement sound "mmm") you're having pleasant conversation, (Elaine makes an agreement sound "mmm") then all of sudden...
ELAINE: Yea.
JERRY: It.
ELAINE: It.
JERRY: Out.
ELAINE: Out.
JERRY: Well I, I can't believe this. I know Phil, he, he's a good friend of mine. We play softball together. How could this be?
ELAINE: Oh it be. (sarcastically) You got any other friends you want to set me up with?
"The Opposite" George decides his instincts are all wrong and does the opposite
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKUvKE3bQlY
"The Hamptons" Shrinkage, the ugliest baby, and boutros boutros ghali!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKUvKE3bQlY
"The Merv Griffen Show" Kramer finds the set from the Merv Griffen show in the dumpster.
I love "The Junior Mint" episode. Jerry does not know the name of the new girl he is seeing...and it is already their second or third date.
Something similar happened to my current girlfriend and I...we met at a party and talked on the phone/online for almost two weeks before making plans to go out. A few days before our date, she asked me my name...saying I had not told her yet...I did, but you know how tough it is to hear at parties. Anyways, she made a wise choice to ask me at that point (after about 4-5 conversations) before she would have had to sneak around like Jerry. She has not watched much Seinfeld, but on our fourth or fifth date, we watched "The Junior Mint" together. She loved it! haha
The Bubble Boy one, whatever that's called.
malmo wrote:
"The Merv Griffen Show" Kramer finds the set from the Merv Griffen show in the dumpster.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mxhs-O_9BLc
This is definitely great.
Festivus but any episode with Jerry Stiller is great.
Apropos of nothing, Stiller's also great in the Rush concert video R30.
Either the Timeless Art of Seduction "The Package" or Festivus for the Rest of Us. Every time I think of the feats of strength I shed a tear.
Sweet fancy Moses!
Once again, in no order:
The Marine Biologist - one of the best episodes of any show, period.
The Frogger Machine - classic ending
The Indian Wedding one - the ever growing lollipop is somehow ridiculously funny. And George's boots!
The Chicken Roaster one
Also, can't think of which it is but the one with the quote: (Jerry) - "I know the chunky that ate these chunkies... NEWMAN.
*Also also, the one where George wears the wedding band to attract women.
F*** it, they're all great
The Junkmail and The Strong Box.
"Why is the mailman wearing a bucket?"
"Because we are blind to their evil."
"Then shouldn't you be wearing the bucket?
"I've always wanted to pretend to be an architect." Not sure which episode, it just made me laugh so much.
"The Cheever Letters"
"The Wigmaster"....where Kramer gets to wear the backup coat from Joseph and The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat--he looks like a pimp at the end with "the squire's walking stick" from J. Peterman
Cuts to the Jiffy Park the next morning.
George: "Excuse me...huh... I think I made a big mistake. I'd like my deposit back please."
Attendant: "Whats the problem"
George: "You got hookers turning tricks in my car. How's that for starters."
Attendant: "Haaan! That is all hearsay."
George: "Allright, very good I'd like my car and my deposit back please"
Attendant: "Can't do it'
George: "Whadday'mean.?"
Attendant: "If you read the agreement you signed the deposit is not refundable."
George: "Well does it say anywhere in the contract about my car being used as a whorehouse?
'Cause I don't remember reading that clause either.."
Attendant: "What can I tell you buddy. Take it up with Consumer Affairs."
George:. "All right , just give me my car and let me get the hell out of here."
Attendant: "Well that's going to be a problem"
George: "Why?"
Attendant: "It's all the way in the back. Can't get it out for a couple of days."
George: "What are you talking about.. I WANT MY CAR!!"
Attendant: "We ask that you please bear with us."
George: "Bear with you! This is a parking lot PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO GET
THEIR CARS!!!"
Attendant: "Ideally.."
On a tangent, "Real Jerry" was on the local Mets/Tigers broadcast last night (with Keith Hernandez, of course), and he was unbelievably funny.
The marine biologist episode is my favorite.
The gymnast is a really good one and so is Festivus.
I can never remember the episode but there is one where a bunch of Japanese businessmen are sleeping in this big dresser that Kramer has. I don't even know the story but the thought of three or four people sleeping in Kramers dresser makes me laugh.
The one where Jerry stole the Marble Rye and had to get it up to George, Kramer takes the Ross' for a Hansom Cab ride.
Also, the Boyfriend is great, "And you want to be my latex salesman."