gherid wrote:
better question, gorilla?
The gorilla would not need the weapons to kill the chimp. If he did have the weapons he might need more training.
gherid wrote:
better question, gorilla?
The gorilla would not need the weapons to kill the chimp. If he did have the weapons he might need more training.
I know it would be too easy, but I'd like to have a chainsaw as a weapon. Fun fun fun!
Conundrum wrote:
gherid wrote:better question, gorilla?
The gorilla would not need the weapons to kill the chimp. If he did have the weapons he might need more training.
How about "Chimp with Weapons vs. Gorilla"?!!
The only one that would work is the motorcycle. You get the chimp to ride the motorcycle without a helmet, give him a couple of beers, and ask him to pop some wheelies. Voila! Dead chimp!
speculation wrote:
Can you modify the motorcycle so that it keeps accelerating after you take your foot off the gas? If so, this will be much easier: put the motorcycle between you and the chimp, with the gas pedal facing you. When the chimp climbs over the vehicle to attack, step on the gas, sending both the motorbike and the chimp into the wall. With some luck, the chimp will be severely injured by the impact.
Wild shot in the dark here: You don't own a motorcycle, do you?
Give me a switch Glock with an extendo mag and I'll be able to kill any animal