A D1 Runner wrote:
I was at an athlete awards ceremony recently when I mentioned that I was on the T&F and XC team, and everyone immediately burst into laughter pointing out how running isn't a real sport. They then asked if I was good at any actual sports like football, basketball, baseball, etc., to which I admitted I wasn't. They then asked me to flex my arms and erupted into another round of uproarious laughter at my diminutive physique while making the pinching hand (🤏) gesture and joking that the math club was in the room next door.
Ask the ringleader to tell you about his athletic achievements, and then make the jerking off motion for like 5 minutes.