So cringe, you just know she's a massive disappointment to her parents with a deadbeat job and all she has going for in life was to drink away her pain and depression during a marathon and happen to get 15 minutes of TikTok fame.
So cringe, you just know she's a massive disappointment to her parents with a deadbeat job and all she has going for in life was to drink away her pain and depression during a marathon and happen to get 15 minutes of TikTok fame.
Drunk? Maybe accidentally. Running buzzed? Multiple times a week. Won a beer mile last weekend. "Practice" by doing a longer run and pit stop a few breweries.
Once I ran the New years eve midnight run in central park after going out for dinner at an indian restaurant where I had lots of wine. Bad idea!!!! I made it about a half mile before throwing up and stumbling home.
A few times. One time from the police - was at a big party - ran into a field and went into a barbed wire fence at sub 5 min pace. Leg was as you’d expect. Woke up on my dorm room piss proof mattress covered in crusty blood. Can’t believe I didn’t die.
One time on my way home from bars. I legit was on cloud 9. Felt like I was hitting 4:30 pace without much effort. Turns out it was like 9:15 age lol.
Yes, recently. I was on a Garmin Connect challenge with someone else to see who could run the most miles in the month. I was up by 4 miles on the last day. It was about 9 pm and I was about five glasses of scotch into a buzz. For sheets and giggles, I looked at my Garmin connect and saw that she ran 6 miles at about 7 pm and I was down by two miles.
I got off the couch, put on my running clothes and ignored my wife. I went out and run 4 miles drunk off my ass. I waited until about 11:45 pm to "save" my run.
The next morning, I see her at work and she was as confused as she was pissed.
RunNSurf wrote:
She has, maybe I should too.
New event. Not the beer mile the beer marathon. A beer at every mile then cruise the last .2 miles. Someone will break 2:10 in it someday
Sir s Lee wrote:
Yes, recently. I was on a Garmin Connect challenge with someone else to see who could run the most miles in the month. I was up by 4 miles on the last day. It was about 9 pm and I was about five glasses of scotch into a buzz. For sheets and giggles, I looked at my Garmin connect and saw that she ran 6 miles at about 7 pm and I was down by two miles.
I got off the couch, put on my running clothes and ignored my wife. I went out and run 4 miles drunk off my ass. I waited until about 11:45 pm to "save" my run.
The next morning, I see her at work and she was as confused as she was pissed.
Liar Liar
Two beers and two donuts over the course of a 24mi run to start a 24hr challenge in college. Felt great but wasn't drunk
RCMS wrote:
No one here has heard of hashing? Tequila 10k? Shotgun Sprint?
I have!
DAJ wrote:
Y'all should check out the Hash House Harriers
I've hashed many times! On-On!
Not quite drunk but a few years ago I got dinner and a few drinks with a friend back in our college town. I was driving and after we walked through campus towards my car, I wasn't feeling super confident about driving. To kill time, we walked around more and found out that the track was open, even though it was probably after 10 and all the lights were off. I handed my friend my keys, phone, and wallet and told him I was going to run 8 laps to sober up and he record my time. I remember it was pretty close to 16 minutes flat and I was kind of shocked because I felt like I was moving at a solid clip. The main thing that made it unpleasant was the way the beer and food sat in my stomach.
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