Once upon a time I placed 2nd at the Sunburst Marathon. A woman I knew from the same local area had won or placed in one of the other races...10k or half I think. So we both won a little bit of money. Instead of flying back home we took her car. Having seen her at a few races I kinda got the feeling she had the hots for me. One think lead to another and we make out and other things in her car. Dated for a few months. She was a little psychotic.
To quote Lonely Island: "Doesn't matter, had sex!"
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Studies have shown that practicing semen retention can improve energy speed snd stamina so no, not worth it
Studies have also shown pounding a few latex semen filled pouches can help you get through the last 6 miles with more energy, especially if you’re of the non-semen producing gender. If they’re magnums you have a 69% better chance of making a podium.
I just want to thank the author of this thread for the entertainment. I knew putting off reading this thread would ensure greater mirth sorry girth no mirth
The mods show themselves again. In a thread like this, that cannot be taken too seriously, they delete posts for being "off-topic or thread derailing". That is exactly what posts on this thread should be, but, alas, the dullest boys and girls in the room think taking condoms to the races is no joking matter.
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