Brian laundrie looks to have been dead all along in the swamp

Fed him to a snake?

That is utterly idiotic in so many ways

The dog will get him.

average white band wrote:

dude was in his 20s wrote:

I call a 23-year-old man an adult.

I lied today. Someone asked me how many children I had. I said "four". I should have said "none" because all my children -- there I go again -- I mean all my offspring are adults.

Why are you twisting yourself in knots to make a grown man who committed a brutal murder out to be a child? You love your family. That's great. But it has nothing to do with the fact that Laundrie was a full grown adult.

Really? It is common sense if your child goes on a vacation with someone and 1 of them comes back with out the other then says that they killed the other one what would you do ? Its common sense if a stranger is going to kill someone then they are going to kill both because they do not want to leave a witness especially one that can say what he looks like. Come on it is common sense.

I told you guys all along he went in there to off himself. I’m sure the police (and his parents) have always suspected this. He wasn’t some mobster with connections or special operator with skills, just a typical millennial/gen z’er. This was his only way out.

"The notebook seems to have remained dry even though the site had been underwater, according to the FBI. Was it in a Zip bag? "

No, a dry bag. Very common for hikers, fishermen, etc.

dude was in his 20s wrote:Why are you twisting yourself in knots to make a grown man who committed a brutal murder out to be a child? You love your family. That's great. But it has nothing to do with the fact that Laundrie was a full grown adult.

You are a weird dude.

knox harrington wrote:

dude was in his 20s wrote:Why are you twisting yourself in knots to make a grown man who committed a brutal murder out to be a child? You love your family. That's great. But it has nothing to do with the fact that Laundrie was a full grown adult.

You are a weird dude.

What's weird is the American notion that people are children until they are well into their 30s.

dude was in his 20s wrote:

knox harrington wrote:

You are a weird dude.

What's weird is the American notion that people are children until they are well into their 30s.

You seem to be having trouble with this. Here is the sentence that started this discussion and it's not specific to the Laundries:

"It's horrific when parents lose a child."

Using your suggestion, the sentence would be, "It's horrific when parents lose a full grown adult." , which makes it unclear as to how they would feel about losing a minor child.

SDSU Aztec wrote:

dude was in his 20s wrote:

What's weird is the American notion that people are children until they are well into their 30s.

You seem to be having trouble with this. Here is the sentence that started this discussion and it's not specific to the Laundries:

"It's horrific when parents lose a child."

Using your suggestion, the sentence would be, "It's horrific when parents lose a full grown adult." , which makes it unclear as to how they would feel about losing a minor child.

Are you familiar with words like "son" and "daughter"?

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Brian's father found his bag then they found the body. The Parents know it's their son. Another Article mentions the grieving Parents.

They've been putting on a show this whole time. Why wouldn't they continue it now? I'm still not buying that they just happened to instantly find him on their visit to the park when police have been looking there for months.

Investigators will soon reveal that, through DNA analysis, the body has been found to be the remains of Jimmy Hoffa, who was said by Joni Mitchell in her song "Woodstock" to have been a child of God, even though Hoffa was really an adult in August 1969, like almost all of the other children of God at that festival. (That's God the Bounty Hunter, not Dog the Bounty Hunter*.)

An Italian gator offed him (Hoffa, not Dog the BS, I mean BH). No, wait. It was an Italian wearing gaiters. Definitely a Mafia hit.

Rumor has it that there are gaiters, along with human remains, buried in the end zone at the now-demolished Giants Stadium in East Rutherford, New Joisey (demolished, allegedly, by the Mafia-controlled sports authority to prevent anyone from ever finding the gaiters, which are hot items on eBay).

*Not to be confused with Guatemala's Dog the Bounty Junta or Boulder, CO's Drew "the Bounty" Hunter, either.

dude was in his 20s wrote:

knox harrington wrote:

You are a weird dude.

What's weird is the American notion that people are children until they are well into their 30s.

It is a worldwide phenomenon to call offspring children no matter their age. It does not imply that they are still an actual child,

Hope this helps.

dude was in his 20s wrote:

SDSU Aztec wrote:

You seem to be having trouble with this. Here is the sentence that started this discussion and it's not specific to the Laundries:

"It's horrific when parents lose a child."

Using your suggestion, the sentence would be, "It's horrific when parents lose a full grown adult." , which makes it unclear as to how they would feel about losing a minor child.

Are you familiar with words like "son" and "daughter"?

Same thing. If you say it's tragic to lose a son, then what about a daughter? Losing " a son or daughter" is three words instead of just one.

Avid Hobby Jogger wrote:

"The notebook seems to have remained dry even though the site had been underwater, according to the FBI. Was it in a Zip bag? "

No, a dry bag. Very common for hikers, fishermen, etc.

Dry bags do not work submerged under water. Hikers and fishermen might be confused about what "waterproof" means. The best IP-X8 hiking bag is only "waterproof" for an hour or so. Underwater for a full day the dry bag is a wet bag.

The best IP-X8 hiking bag is only "waterproof" for an hour or so *when placed underwater*.

The boy's attorney claims that there is a very high probability that the human remains found are his clients. Whatever the parents are doing this attorney is in on it. Let's see what the coroner has to say. Pay attention to how much of the the body was found. And also what the match is based on. There doesn't seem to be a known DNA sample from the boy, but there should be DNA samples collected in the Gabby's van, in the boy's room at his parent's home, and in his car. They just don't know that any DNA they have collected is his unless it came directly from him, like a sample from his body.

Vineyard Vines wrote:

Were you born yesterday? A month long man hunt and the FBI, local cops, etc, find nothing.

Then, the day his parents go into the park, they magically find a body and some of his stuff.

It's not him. The body may have been there or was planted. The parents grabbed some of his stuff and planted it there.

He's in Belize.

Hanging out with Gabby, right? She wasn't killed, it was an elaborate hoax contrived by the two of them to elope, right? And Elvis Presley is there too.

I can't wait until the coroner officially declares the body to be Laundrie, see you get your Vines twisted in a knot.