Tim Cheruiyot Skipping Bislett Games Dream Mile To Plant Potatoes

Bernard Ouma’s boys 1-2. Perfect DL season for Tim. Elijah is the African champion and George is the world U20 champion. Intercontinental cup next for Elijah and it’s a wrap for another dominant year for the hitherto little known Rongai Athletics Club.

Congrats to Tim and Elijah. Keep injuries at bay and should be in at least 3:27 shape next year.

The infamous potatoes look grown and beautiful and almost ready for harvest. Fitting way to end this thread.

https://twitter.com/tim_cheruiyot/status/1066636794148675584

El Keniano wrote:

kartelite wrote:

The mile has been around a lot longer than you have, troll. I guess you think we should get rid of the marathon too. Btw there's a 1500m race as well, Cheruiyot should take advantage of the precious little time he has left to actually beat Ingebrigtsen.

I’ll start taking Ingebrigsten seriously when he beats Justus Soget and George Manangoi.

Too bad he’s gone, but maybe one of his new fake accounts will start taking Ingebrigtsen seriously.

Is Tim running this year? I think the Manangois are more in need of a break to 'plant some potatoes' this time than Tim.

okay!

U got monkey story for us?

Anyone have it? wrote:

U got monkey story for us?

I like Monkeys

The pet store was selling them for five cents a pieace. I thought this

was odd since they were normally a couple thousand. I decided not to

look a gift horse in the mouth so I bought 200 of them. I like monkeys.

I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one of drive. His

name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really

bright.

They kept punching themselves in the genitals. I laughed. They punched

me in the genitals. I stopped laughing.

I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new

environment. They would screech and hurl themselves off the couch at

high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the

spectacle lost its novelty halfway into it's third hour.

Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive;

they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sort of dropped dead.

Kinda like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. God

damn cheap monkeys.

I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over

my room; on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It

looked like I had 200 throw rugs. I tried to flush one down the toilet.

It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet monkey and one

hundred ninety-nine dead, dry monkeys.

I tried to pretend that they were just stuffed animals. That worked

for awhile, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell

real bad.

I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in my toilet and I didn't want

to call a plumber. I was embarrassed.

I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortuantely

there was only enough room for two at a time, so I had to change them

every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it

didn't go bad.

I tried to burn them, but little did I know that my bed was flammable.

I had to extinguish the fire.

Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys

in my freezer, and one hundred ninety-seven dead, charred monkeys in

a pile on my bed, The odor wasn't improving.

I became agitated at my inability to dispose of the dead monkeys and I

really had to use the bathroom. So I went and severely beat one of the

monkeys. I felt better.

I tried throwing them away but the garbage man said the city was not

allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him I had a wet one. He

couldn't take it either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones.

I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts.

My friends didn't quite know what to say. They pretended to like them,

but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in the

genitals.

I like monkeys.

rare wrote:

El Keniano wrote:

I’ll start taking Ingebrigsten seriously when he beats Justus Soget and George Manangoi.

Too bad he’s gone, but maybe one of his new fake accounts will start taking Ingebrigtsen seriously.

Well some of the comments here haven't aged well.

And now Tim is skipping the Olympics in order to plant potatoes....

Kerr skipped the most prestigious mile race of the year/the Diamond League final.

*Plucky Brits don’t dope tm