What is the worst / most bizarre thing you've done while drunk?

In February I spent $3k in a strip club while extremely drunk.

Was out with old college friends, too much alcohol involved and a bit of show boating about wealth. We ended up in quite an upmarket strip club and I bought 2 bottles of champagne and the exclusive company of 3 strippers for a couple of hours at a VIP table. I wasn't paying attention to how much they were charging and only started to worry when my bank card started bouncing.

If I was single and had no commitments it would have been fine but I felt very guilty for a few days after. Luckily I got a decent pay check the following month and managed to cover the whole thing up from my wife even though she is a joint account holder on the card I was using.

I thought about confessing to her but there's no easy way to tell your wife you spent $3k in a strip club.

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me and some buddies tossed a keg out of a 2nd story window

threw 2 TVs out the window (both in my freshman dorm)

broken numerous car windows, mostly by throwing glass beer/vodka bottles

gotten drunk to the point of urinating/defecating myself numerous times

slapped many girls asses (got punched 3/4 times, laid a couple times, rejected/slapped many more times, led to friendly conversation/phone numbers a few times as well)

jumped/fallen off of things such as porches, diving boards, trampolines even a couple lower roofs - 1 fractured foot and 1 broken arm

rode a skateboard down a steep hill and wiped out into a bush, passed out and woke up covered in vomit in same bush (I dont skateboard)

when large parties back in college got busted I was that brazen fellow who would stand on the front porch as everybody else backed away, screaming obscenities red cup in hand. thankfully my friends pulled me away all those times and the cops would never seriously attempt to "bust"/arrest people at really big parties, just try to scare people off

tore up a couple golf courses/pooped in the holes

I am truly a horrible drunk.

You're so college bro.

2 weeks ago: broke 3 ribs sliding down a hand rail a professional soccer game

Bolted skateboard trucks + wheels to a 10 foot surfboard...then 20 minutes later bombed a hill in traffic around 7:30-8pm on a weeknight. (bombing a hill means going full speed)

dislocated my shoulder skateboarding in a pool at a skatepark (and drunk...a common theme around here)

and right now...

drinking a few budweisers and posting on letsrun.com!

nickboy098 wrote:

Well I was at a wedding reception with my fiance and her parents just a couple of weeks ago. Open bar and the whole 9 yards. I start drinking, mind you I havn't drank in about 5 months. Needless to say I ended up vomiting all over the hall and forcing my fiance and her parents to leave around 9pm (it started at 6). Fortunately her parents were driving, but all the way home I was vomiting out the back window of her parents car. Yeah it was a good couple of hours, that I really just don't know where they went to.

ok, so you wrote this in January of 2008. I just read it, and I thought i was reading something i wrote. I did basically the same thing summer 2007....at my sister's wedding. my dad grabbed me by the collar and said, "Not Cool." I have never sobered up in about 5 seconds time, but I did then, and I had my uncle drive me home. I was living with my parents at the time, and somehow was able to avoid my parents for 4 days.

saw a girl in a bar wearing a red and white striped shirt, as drunk as I was I turned to my friends and yelled hey look I found waldo, the girl was pissed, but had no comeback haha

I could reply to this thread 300 times myself with all different stories. Here is one,

I stole a full keg from a bar. They had a back exit to the parking lot. On my way out I noticed some kegs. I struggled to carry it out. At first my friend wasn't on board, but finally decided to help. The parking lot was icy and had a slope to it. We struggled to get it across the parking lot and finally got it into my truck. I was too drunk to drive (didn't stop me on many occasions, but those are other stories). So I called my future wife to come down and get us. (She was going through radiation at the time for cancer, so hats off to her for coming out...)

We had a free kegger a few nights later at my friends house. (Luckily I have my own keg pump...)

One of my fav threads.

Ran home from a bar about 1 mile from my house after a million beers and many shots. Tried to hurdle a bus stop seat and clipped it with my foot. Basically did a swan dive on the concrete with my face. Had to take days of work because i looked so stupid.

Was at a party on the beach when I was 15. The house backed onto a Jetty which there were lots of people on. I was fairly buzzed and was walking down the jetty which was in a L shape and accidently stepped off the edge and fell in. In my panick to get out I sliced my wrist on barnacles. To this day it still looks like I tied to cut my right wrist at some point. To make it worse there were a bunch of homies freesystlng on the jetty- when I fell I they didn't stop rhyming but incoporated me falling into the water into their rhymes.

Drank way to much, got carried up a hill, a dresser hit me in the face and I sh!t myself. It was a good night

started another drinking thread on letsrun about a year ago. i trolled that thing to a few pages over a couple days and just laughed while i was unemployed and drinking beer all day.

Letsrun is getting boring, thought I'd resurrect this timeless and awesome thread. new stories anyone?

I recently got blackout drunk and a friend took a video of me smoking 6 Marlboro Reds at once... yep

idk if i've ever seen this mentioned on this thread, but I always exaggerate the hell out of my running times/brag to people. everybody and their sister has run high school track so alot of people can decently recognize impressive times, you wouldnt believe how many times I've convinced somebody that "I RAN A 4:06 MILE IN HIGH SCHOOL!"

For some reason, its always 4:06 although my actual HS pr was 4:34.

1. Threw a mason jar through my neighbor's window because "he thinks he's better than me

2. burned a couch in the parking lot of my townhouse complex because the pattern was "too plain"

3. drank a giant cup of my own piss for $10..... man oh man it was warm going down the pipe

4. walked around the block in a$$less chaps for an hour. during winter.

5. threw 5 dildos off of a 10 story building. they bounced.

nearly blackout drunk and my friend and I found a bottle of lighter fluid that you would use to re-fill a Zippo.

We made "Back to the Future" tire tracks down the middle of a main road.

My friend later torched a couch that homeless people had dragged down the railroad tracks to hang out on

i let out a gross juicy fart. I was concerned i had shit my pants, so i slid my hand down my backside. it came back greenish brown and smelling like horror.

I then saw ron tabb across the bar, walked over, shook his hand, and ran away. I think I shook someone else's hand. Shorter, maybe?

hahahahahahahahahahaha

Where do I begin??!

1. Woke up one morning in the same bed as my Mom.

2. Let's just say donkeys and tequila are a bad combo.

Voted for an incompetent mofo to run the country.....twice!

Lame by all these standards but I use to turn off the gas to the hot water heater at frat house basement parties I'd go to. Cold showers for all those tools,

Have fun