If Letsrun was around in the years before The American Revolution...What Kind of Threads Would We See?

I bet we never have a president who bows to foreign leaders!

Upon my passing, I would like to be commemorated by an annual 13.1 mile race in my beloved Delaware. Take that John Hancock!

Has any man here had trouble with the lead horse or cart during a footrace?

In what age group does John Handcock belong? When he signed his waiver form for Boston, his huge signature covered up the age group.

how do i get my lady to leave the lamp afire while we know each other?

Is it possible to outrun a cannonball?

If a cannon were shot from the back of a moving carriage, would the ball become aloft?

Need a coach!.....

.....for my horses to pull.

MEAD MILE - WHAT's YOUR PR?

Can young Edward Lee run seven and one half furlongs in less than four mintues?

Would I be wise to try and domesticate a pronghorn for my commute from Hopkinton to Boston? My horse is too slow!

My owner is having me compete against the other slaves in the county in some speed and strength games. There will be running, jumping, throwing, and crossing a stream with a pole. I think there are 10 events total, a decathlon, if you will.

Any suggestions on how these events should be scored? In what order should we do these events? Should they all be done in one day, or perhaps five events per day?

tories are crybabies

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Have You Clean Mirth To Pfhare With a Lass I Am Courting?

Favorite Pulaski/Kosciusko Witty Pftory Or Riddle?

Who Elpfe Among We Men Endurepf Indignitiepf Or Deripfion When Trodding?

I'm seeing this thread wayyy too much lately... What's up w/ the front page eh?

Caster Semenya - Witch?

How long after a Blood Letting (i'm using some leeches from the Potomac) before I should resume daily plodding?

From now on, whenever the front page goes down, I'm going to post on this thread. Lets see how many posts we get!!!!