Cute girl studying for MCATs in a coffee shop, can't let this one pass up

The Truman Show wrote:

Flaming Shorts wrote:

So you failed. No big surprise with that act.

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Are you a Phil Collins/Genesis fan by any chance OP? What kind of business cards do you have? Have you given anyone a chocolate-covered "urinal cake" as a present?

make a move wrote:

This is going to be my last post in the thread. I want to thank you all for helping me with my situation the past 105 hours especially on Saturday. It has been a lot of fun! However, all good things must come to an end. I feel it is best to refrain from discussing my personal life any further. I will however give one last recap before me and the anonymous of Lets Run part ways.

Tonight l͖͉̗̩̳̟̍ͫͥͨe̠̅eȆ̴̟̟͙̞ͩ͌͝S̨̥̫͎̭ͯ̿̔̀ͅSͮ̂҉̯͈͕̹̘̱

I don't know what that mis-mash of symbols is.

vivalarepublica wrote:

make a move wrote:

This is going to be my last post in the thread. I want to thank you all for helping me with my situation the past 105 hours especially on Saturday. It has been a lot of fun! However, all good things must come to an end. I feel it is best to refrain from discussing my personal life any further. I will however give one last recap before me and the anonymous of Lets Run part ways.

Tonight l͖͉̗̩̳̟̍ͫͥͨe̠̅eȆ̴̟̟͙̞ͩ͌͝S̨̥̫͎̭ͯ̿̔̀ͅSͮ̂҉̯͈͕̹̘̱

I don't know what that mis-mash of symbols is.

My best opener text to a girl:

Fk, Marry, Kill-

Hitler, Me, Hitler again

You Know Me wrote:

My best opener text to a girl:

Fk, Marry, Kill-

Hitler, Me, Hitler again

Should be

Me, Hitler, me again

If she loathes you she could kill you and hitler gets some twice in your scenario

Even if she kills you, you still have a chance

Dude it's Thursday--how'd the Tuesday date go?

You just met the girl and are already contemplating what if scenarios like marriage. Don't put the pu*** on a pedestal.

I'm sad this thread is over.

I was hoping for a pic of the barista.

OP is probably in jail for stalking.

I am waiting for the disclaimer where we find out this whole thread was a continuation of the banner ad for Bud Light Lime, because both are equal levels of douchiness. JFC. This woman went to the coffee shop TO STUDY and you post her pic on an internet message board and spend hours publicly slobbering over her. Gross.

CWG wrote:

OP is probably in jail for stalking.

Maybe after his hearing, we will get an update.

this will soon be a 300 post troll.

The OP failed epically, and is afraid to show face on this thread.

What are you gay? She's a girl. You're a guy. Isn't that enough? What, do you want her to do you with a strap on?

Is this girl STILL studying? Damn, must be pretty dedicated...Just saying.

First, you have to get in good with her mom

at this point, the thread rating goes down to 1/10, five points for an entertaining first few pages and big negatives for subjecting us to the last umpteen pages of boring vanity.