LOL. Once you understand, or rather, accept, that it was stomach offal from commercial pork (or beef as ordered), you realize, or rather, have to admit, how airtight the case against the burrito is. You may be able to fool 1 or 2 readers here with your "bait and switch" nonsense in the CAS report, or your constant deflections to higher amounts from boar nuts, and your false claims that the pandemic was not considered, but the informed reader knows better.
The less interested fan can just go by the strong approval of the ruling by USADA Chief Tygart, and the intermediately interested fan can read Tucker's focused explanations and summary.
As for your likelihoods, you are ignoring the IMHO most like causes 1 - 3:
1) designer cocktail The Clear 5.2 (gone wrong, e.g. my putting in too much nandro)
- matches all evidence
2) good old testo (contaminated with nandro) - matches all evidence
3) traditional mix of steroids - matches all evidence
4) nandro (oral or dermal) - matches all evidence
5) burrito, literally ruled out by all independent experts, a lot smarter and more experienced and neutral than you wannabe anonymous LR "expert" and self-declared satellite programmer - not consistent with the evidence
6) supplements, even ruled out by Shelburrito, not even mentioned ever to CAS.