Cmon dude wrote:
Broca wrote:Speaking of people who wake up every morning with Darren on his mind.
Clear that important schedule of yours so you can get a full day of watching the tracker again today?
Oh, yes. I can't wait to track Darren again. Here is my schedule today:
1. Wake up
2. Fall out of bed
3. Drag a comb across my head
4. Find my way downstairs
5. Drink a cup
6. Look up, notice I'm late in checking letsrun to see how Darren is doing.
7. Check Darren's GPS tracking
8. Discover that it isn't turned on
9. Go for a run
10. Check on Darren, still no activity
11. Repeat #10 every 15 minutes.
12. Discover that Darren miraculously appears 90 miles down the road at a speed that would be impossible to achieve by a couple of untrained athletes on mountain bikes.
13. Post data on Letsrun, and whine about Darren
14. Go to bed with sweet dreams of repeating that cycle the next day.
I can't wait for sidekick Kyle and the rest of the posse to revolt and say they want out of this charade. They're wasting their summer on this farce and they will all go down with the ship for nothing.
I can believe everything but the go for a run part.