Cute girl studying for MCATs in a coffee shop, can't let this one pass up

vivalarepublica wrote:

Can't wait to hear about the dinner date.

Seriously, if things go well, stop updating us here, because it is like she is reduced to a sideshow, not an actual human being.

I need help determining what to wear.

I think I am going with nice jeans/pressed button down collared shirt/ no undershirt

Wearing khakis kind of looks little boyish/twixterish

Wearking shorts kind of looks little boyish/twixterish

Do I go dark jeans or light jeans? Can I wear a navy shirt with jeans? What if my shoes don't match?

I am always confused on whether wearing brown sandals is acceptable or junky. Again might look little boyish. Women notice these things.

Good thing I'll have a quarter past twelve shadow going.

Make sure you have strong cologne to raise your appeal.

And pineapple juice :))))))) hahahahahahahahahahahaha

hmmmmmm wrote:

Make sure you have strong cologne to raise your appeal

I have rocawear ix (Jay Z), acqua di gio (the super expensive stuff) and a recently opened bottle of Perry Ellis Man (early 2000s no longer made).

All react with my skin well. What do you suggest?

Northern Pike wrote:

Alpha ones

There are no alpha tris. They are beta by definition. Nice try, though.

You do realize that eventually -- dark jeans, light jeans, or even, god forbid, shorts -- this girl is going to realize what kind of person you are: the kind that creates such threads, and then you're toast... Ask yourself, would you want her to be reading all of this? Do you think it would project the sort of image of yourself that you desire?

I think you should put your effort toward living your life so you have something interesting to talk about with said girl, rather than getting bad advice from strangers and being creepy. But as far as my own selfish interests are concerned, please keep posting. This is one of the more entertaining threads I've seen in a while.

And if you are a troll, this is one for the ages. A true 10/10.

LOL for some reason I suspect Kristen will find out about this thread soon enough. My oh my.

truth comes out wrote:

You do realize that eventually -- dark jeans, light jeans, or even, god forbid, shorts -- this girl is going to realize what kind of person you are: the kind that creates such threads, and then you're toast... Ask yourself, would you want her to be reading all of this? Do you think it would project the sort of image of yourself that you desire?

I think you should put your effort toward living your life so you have something interesting to talk about with said girl, rather than getting bad advice from strangers and being creepy. But as far as my own selfish interests are concerned, please keep posting. This is one of the more entertaining threads I've seen in a while.

And if you are a troll, this is one for the ages. A true 10/10.

This is not a troll. Actually, I already pictured myself showing her this thread if we make it to one year together. It's kind of a funny story. If we got married (idk if I really want to get married, i'd need some strong convincing) it'd be an interesting view on what I was thinking the first day I met her.

Every obstacle can be an opportunity if you don't choke and start backpedaling.

Girls like guys with expensive taste, use the acqua di dio

hmmmmmm wrote:

Girls like guys with expensive taste, use the acqua di dio

All of them are decent colognes.

I think the Jay Z one is more for going out

Perry Ellis Man was a good one in its day (so was Reserve)

Acqua is too popular but I'll go with it

They key is to put it on while your skin is still wet. At the recommendation of a woman in the department store, you're apparently supposed to put it on the top of your hand (between wrist and knuckles) and not in the palm of your hand because the pH levels of your hands can ruin the scent.

make a move wrote:

Actually, I already pictured myself showing her this thread if we make it to one year together. It's kind of a funny story. If we got married it'd be an interesting view on what I was thinking the first day I met her.

That actually sounds a bit trolly.

But if it isn't DEFINITELY try to stop her from reading this thread.

Wait just a goddamn minute wrote:

That actually sounds a bit trolly.

But if it isn't DEFINITELY try to stop her from reading this thread.

Being a troll might be so ingrained in my online persona that even when I am not trying to be a troll (like now) I come off as one.

To reiterate - I am not trolling in this thread. I have a date tonight with the girl I met in the coffee shop Saturday afternoon.

Interesting that you have all the answers as to "how it's done" and yet you really don't have a clue and are even more full of questions.

You're like the xenonscreams of dating.

twinofscreams wrote:

You're like the xenonscreams of dating.

Funny because I hate her. She drives me nuts.

Together for a year? Getting married? Are you serious? You're getting way ahead of yourself. How about getting through the first date before starting your life together and having children?

You are good as married in your mind, but married in your mind's good.

vivalarepublica wrote:

make a move wrote:

This is not a troll. Actually, I already pictured myself showing her this thread if we make it to one year together. It's kind of a funny story. If we got married (idk if I really want to get married, i'd need some strong convincing) it'd be an interesting view on what I was thinking the first day I met her.

Every obstacle can be an opportunity if you don't choke and start backpedaling.

Together for a year? Getting married? Are you serious? You're getting way ahead of yourself. How about getting through the first date before starting your life together and having children?

You are good as married in your mind, but married in your mind's good.

Weezer... Pink Triangle. NICE!

I know what you did there wrote:

vivalarepublica wrote:

Together for a year? Getting married? Are you serious? You're getting way ahead of yourself. How about getting through the first date before starting your life together and having children?

You are good as married in your mind, but married in your mind's good.

Weezer... Pink Triangle. NICE!

Thanks. Forgot the "no" before the second "good."

This is going to be my last post in the thread. I want to thank you all for helping me with my situation the past 105 hours especially on Saturday. It has been a lot of fun! However, all good things must come to an end. I feel it is best to refrain from discussing my personal life any further. I will however give one last recap before me and the anonymous of Lets Run part ways.

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Make a Move, are you just out of college?

Nice job on getting the date, but you are super over complicating things. The whole "i need to look disinterested" thing is a very sophomoric move. Take it from a guy who did VERY well in his day, many times using text as the main vehicle.

(Un)fortunately for the fine women of my city, I got married earlier this year (to a woman many levels above me) and I'm officially retired from the text game.

So you failed. No big surprise with that act.