I am Mjolnir wrote:
this thread is actually pretty interesting/terrifying insight into the male penisbrain.
I am Mjolnir wrote:
this thread is actually pretty interesting/terrifying insight into the male penisbrain.
jose maria olazabal wrote:
male note wrote:Sounds like we're both faster than Captain Obliviousness. He won't even give his PR, but I bet I run faster off the bike than he does in a flat 5k or 10k. And I'd beat him from 1500 to a marathon.
He can't even fail properly at one sport.
Knowing Captian Obliviousness's old username on here, yes you are faster than he is.
No. Thanks for playing though.
However this thread is about how difficult it is for this guy to score not how much more alpha I am than the guy who "types together".
I am just getting settled in for the night. Worked out for a couple hours after work, ran a couple errands and just got out of the shower.
We haven't talked since last night. I wouldn't mind texting her now. I wonder if she is thinking the same thing? I'm not going to text her though because I need to leave something to talk about tomorrow and unfortunately I can't appear too interested. But I am! It's too soon though and I don't want to be overwhelming. That'd be a major red flag.
Funny story. You know what I used to do? I used to send out four texts at the same time to four different girls.
1. the girl I like
2. a girl I could possibly like or a girl that liked me
3. a female in the friend zone (guaranteed text back)
4. a female I haven't talked to in a while
You get to know where things stand really quickly that way.
Or I could just turn off my phone before I do anything stupid.
This thread is supposed to me about you making a move not musings about your mundane day.
Make sure you tell us about breakfast and brushing your teeth tomorrow.
Should have done that Saturday morning.
hand solo wrote:
This thread is supposed to me about you making a move not musings about your mundane day.
Make sure you tell us about breakfast and brushing your teeth tomorrow.
Probably have a smoothie and drink some milk. I have a phillips sonicare. I rinse with two different mouthwashes. Anything else?
My thread buddy.
Captain Obliviousness wrote:
No. Thanks for playing though.
However this thread is about how difficult it is for this guy to score not how much more alpha I am than the guy who "types together".
"My sissy time is slower than a snail's."
Um what are you doing. Just text her. It isn't that complicated.
just a simple guy wrote:
Um what are you doing. Just text her. It isn't that complicated.
It's too soon. Can't appear needy.
I rinse with Crest Pro-Health. It's one that's meant to be used twice a day instead of the usual once per day. I feel like rinsing twice a day is just better. Doesn't let the bacteria get too comfortable in there; keeps them on their toes.
Translation :: wrote:
"My sissy time is slower than a snail's."
Yours probably is but this thread is not about you.
jose maria olazabal wrote:
Captain Obliviousness wrote:[quote]jose maria olazabal wrote:
Knowing Captian Obliviousness's old username on here, yes you are faster than he is.
No. Thanks for playing though./quote]
You never ran 15:00, not even close, so yes he is faster than you
You must believe everything you read on the internet....
You don't understand what fast means. I am a natural sprinter who likes to compete at every distance.
I am faster.
Maybe your infatuation is with us and not the girl, and the poor girl is being played for our attention?
Hey male note,
what types of tris do you do?
Cicirunner wrote:
Hey male note,
what types of tris do you do?
Epic ones.
mall nute wrote:
Cicirunner wrote:Hey male note,
what types of tris do you do?
Epic ones.
Alpha ones
Ask her if she has done the ice bucket challenge yet, that's the best opener possible.
You can thank me later.
They call me the great Casanova for a reason :)
this opener will make you sound desperate, if she is and thinks you are attractive it may still work, but that doesn't make it a good opener.
Casanova for a day wrote:
Ask her if she has done the ice bucket challenge yet, that's the best opener possible.
You can thank me later.
They call me the great Casanova for a reason :)
Can't wait to hear about the dinner date.
Seriously, if things go well, stop updating us here, because it is like she is reduced to a sideshow, not an actual human being.
I was being serious, but that's cool. You're clearly a phony. Just because you bought a shiny triathlon bike doesn't make you a triathlete.