You Can Run But You Can't Hide Malmo - More And More People Know The Truth About You

Bluto wrote:

GM : "Hello Alberto. Do you know who 'A Duck' is?"

AS : "What?"

GM : "Is 'A Duck' a Nike Employee?"

AS : "huh?"

GM : "Would you like A Duck to attempt to speak for you"

AS : "No"

seems plausible

Cute. More plausible:

"I have no idea who he is ! Certainly don't want him speaking for me. He is apparently a U of O supporter and says he knows me but I've never known who he is. I don't follow the posts regularly but will look later as I'm about to board a flight to Portland ... Once again, i have no idea who a Duck is nor have I ever even heard anyone mention him to me other than yourself in your email. Id be surprised if it was a Nike employee because if it was, he would probably have said something to me regarding these matters at some time."

that is retarded wrote:

sylk rhoad wrote:

Not making assumptions about anyone using or not using, but isn't it possible he could be taking something that would give him fairly proportional improvements across all distances from 400 on up?

Comparing Mo's PRs to a 43 year old 10K runner and concluding nothing anomalous is really stupid.

Yes it's really stupid, but that is not the issue is it. I'm comparing my speed endurance to his to say why he wouldn't need drugs to run those times.

Is that clear enough?

More plausible? Yes.

True???

Malmo - fwiw, I think it would be great if you would share with Salazar the basic summary of what A Duck has said about himself - 800/1500m guy who overlapped with Salazar at Oregon, 600m PR of 1:16x, mile in the low 4s, went on to work in TV sports production - and see if it calls someone to mind. If it does, mystery solved; if not, we may be dealing with one seriously odd Duck.

the clarifier wrote:

More plausible? Yes.

True???

Why are you even asking? Really.

sylk rhoad wrote:

jono wrote:

Mo's times are proportional to mine at all distances up to half marathon. I see nothing anomalous.

Not making assumptions about anyone using or not using, but isn't it possible he could be taking something that would give him fairly proportional improvements across all distances from 400 on up?

If I don't need drugs to show a similar proportionality, then why would Mo Farah.

I'm not making any assumptions other than the fact that Mo doesn't need any form of supplementation other than regular food and water to be the best distance runner in the World.

i am determined to find out who "a duck" is, after all this attention.

i will find you, a duck.

and i will out you.

Malmo, Why do you keep deleting my comments? Additionally why do you think Salazar responded after A Duck said he would if he doesn't know A Duck? Seems quite the coincidence. Don't bother deleting this I will keep posting until I get an answer

I am asking because there has been so much crap written on this topic, so much misinformation, so many people being drug into this, so much weird editing on these threads.

If that was the conversation, all you had to do was say, here's a transcript of the conversation.

Really.

dkny64 wrote:

Malmo - fwiw, I think it would be great if you would share with Salazar the basic summary of what A Duck has said about himself - 800/1500m guy who overlapped with Salazar at Oregon, 600m PR of 1:16x, mile in the low 4s, went on to work in TV sports production - and see if it calls someone to mind. If it does, mystery solved; if not, we may be dealing with one seriously odd Duck.

Geezusfukinchrist, you guys just don't get it. The guy arrives in Portland last night at 7:30 after being away from home for six weeks and not sleeping for 20 hours, has important family matters he'd like to attend to, and you think that I should be bothering him about the personal details proffered by a delusional psychopath? I have a lot of friends who are UO graduates and none of them know who psycho-duck is, so what makes you think that Alberto does?

If Alberto figures it out he may or may not tell me. It doesn't bother me one way or another. So anonymous message board posters with no skin in the game should be fine with it too.

There are more important things in the world than A Duck -- Lindsey Lohan, Courtney Love, to name a few...

dkny64 wrote:

Malmo - fwiw, I think it would be great if you would share with Salazar the basic summary of what A Duck has said about himself - 800/1500m guy who overlapped with Salazar at Oregon, 600m PR of 1:16x, mile in the low 4s, went on to work in TV sports production - and see if it calls someone to mind. If it does, mystery solved; if not, we may be dealing with one seriously odd Duck.

Why? Who cares about who A Duck is? It's whether or not he is related to NOP that matters. Apparently he is not. Let's forget this stupid quacker now. Given that he has been proved to be a liar, letsrun should feel free to block his access and delete whatever he posts.

You know what malmo? I don't even care who he is. I just like sharing info about Salazar coached athletes, because...... well because they are more interesting than any posters on this thread, even you.

the clarifier wrote:

I am asking because there has been so much crap written on this topic, so much misinformation, so many people being drug into this, so much weird editing on these threads.

I don't write crap or misinformation. So why are you asking?

I'm surprised Salazar bothered to answer at all, but since he did, it seems reasonable to me to give him a 2-line summary of what the guy says about himself.

not from oregon wrote:

Malmo, Why do you keep deleting my comments? Additionally why do you think Salazar responded after A Duck said he would if he doesn't know A Duck? Seems quite the coincidence. Don't bother deleting this I will keep posting until I get an answer

Go read a horoscope if you think coincidences have meaning.

"A lot o' people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch o' unconnected incidents 'n things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice o' coincidence that lays on top o' everything. Give you an example, show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, "plate," or "shrimp," or "plate o' shrimp" out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness."

malmo wrote:

not from oregon wrote:

Malmo, Why do you keep deleting my comments? Additionally why do you think Salazar responded after A Duck said he would if he doesn't know A Duck? Seems quite the coincidence. Don't bother deleting this I will keep posting until I get an answer

Go read a horoscope if you think coincidences have meaning.

"A lot o' people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch o' unconnected incidents 'n things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice o' coincidence that lays on top o' everything. Give you an example, show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, "plate," or "shrimp," or "plate o' shrimp" out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness."

POD. Suddenly it's all become clear - A Duck is the deranged inventor of the neutron bomb.

jono wrote:

You know what malmo? I don't even care who he is. I just like sharing info about Salazar coached athletes, because...... well because they are more interesting than any posters on this thread, even you.

I don't care who he is either. If you like sharing information about Salazar coached athletes you should do that. If they are more interesting than me, that's fine with me too.

I can't believe you guys actually expect/want malmo to bother Alberto to try to track down who A Duck is. Freaking hysterical.

dkny64 wrote:

POD. Suddenly it's all become clear - A Duck is the deranged inventor of the neutron bomb.

or the Black Knight. "We'll call it a draw."