what sayet thee? wrote:
I. P. Clover wrote:Tis I with a bawdy lust for the young wench which serveth me the coffee drink in the local inn. Oh! and a comely one she is. What shall I do'th forward to attract the eye of the young temptress? Had I half a thought to write her a poem of love or brand her sweet name upon my arse with a hot iron. What sayeth thee oh wise men of letstrod?
^^^^^^^aye aye aye!!!!!
Sketches?
As long as I'm already wearing this Scarlet Letter, I might as well sleepeth with as many men as possible. It certainly won't be with those Englishmen, though. The Englishmen seem to do things under 4 minutes, where as the colonists tend to be a bit slower.
Wenchy wrote:
As long as I'm already wearing this Scarlet Letter, I might as well sleepeth with as many men as possible. It certainly won't be with those Englishmen, though. The Englishmen seem to do things under 4 minutes, where as the colonists tend to be a bit slower.
Writeth me a letter wench.
Colonist wrote:
Writeth me a letter wench.
Yes, I will write you a letter. I can't wait to show you my A.
Help! Family bed and 17 kids won't all fit in altitude tent!
These wooden false teeth seem to splinter a lot. Does anyone have any advice, or know where I can get some fine sandpaper?
I have some splinters in my penis. Does anyone have any advice on how to avoid them?
"GOBBLE, GOBBLE, Indian-f^ckers!"
is Betsy Ross Update?
Larry Rawson did a great job covering the Boston Teaparty!
He even mentioned Paul Revere!
Wenchy wrote:
As long as I'm already wearing this Scarlet Letter, I might as well sleepeth with as many men as possible. It certainly won't be with those Englishmen, though. The Englishmen seem to do things under 4 minutes, where as the colonists tend to be a bit slower.
Amy is that you? When will you retire?
Skinny Bastard wrote:
Help! Family bed and 17 kids won't all fit in altitude tent!
Don't worry, most of them will die of disease so there will be plenty of room.
(you rebel scum)
My wife was a 10 to me, though she weighed 12 stones. However, she died in childbirth. Its been a month and i feel I need to start moving on. I met a girl in a mead shop and would like some help figuring out how to correspond with her father.
I know i seem like a pantywaist, but I really need some help. I am not a troll, nor an elf or dwarf.
Is Thomas Paine update?
Burr kills Hamilton in NYC marathon
Doesn't count unless all your miles are on the 'stone
MATCH RACE OF THE WEEK
Colonials vs RedCoats
4 x 1 mile steeplechase relay
April 19, 1775
Lexington Common
This has become a bittle rivalry and many fear that if the Colonials pull of the surprise upset then all hell could break loose afterwards.
Be sure to check your issue of Race Results Weekly on Monday for full results.
"I was struck by a buggy and attacked by a wild boar on my run this morning. Has this happened to anyone else?"
"The Puritians tell me that doubling is wrong ... what do you think?"
"The Indians always win the races because they are genetically more gifted at running than we are."
"That's it then, by a popular vote of 743 to 628 we have decided to keep the name of this festival 'Thanksgiving' rather than 'The Summer of Malmo'. George your motion has been defeated."
This just found - secret letter from Ben Franklin ot Phil the Knight:
Deer Phil,
Please send your fastest boat southward to new city of Havana to deliver to the honorable Senior Salazar this message.
'Starting a new project in the colonies, need your help, please send your son Alberto to help me lead it. It may be the difference between success and failure for our experiment in "America".'
Gotta run,
Ben
StuckWithArrangedMarriage.com wrote:
My wife was a 10 to me, though she weighed 12 stones. However, she died in childbirth. Its been a month and i feel I need to start moving on. I met a girl in a mead shop and would like some help figuring out how to correspond with her father.
I know i seem like a pantywaist, but I really need some help. I am not a troll, nor an elf or dwarf.
Nice.