"After I broke away, I really didn't have much more to prove" Webb said, "Keeping that pace would've really just been show boating and that's not what Kung Fu has taught me"
"After I broke away, I really didn't have much more to prove" Webb said, "Keeping that pace would've really just been show boating and that's not what Kung Fu has taught me"
ferarri wrote:
Webb didn't really say that.
The understated sarcasm and invitation in this response to take it litterally makes this the best post of today.
I don't think I've ever laughed this much in one thread. Thanks guys.
"I would have done better if I had not forgotten my Rogaine"
"I guess that settles who would win a 100 between Ritz and me."
"I sprinted when one of them said 'Bend over and pick up that soap'".
"I was in the finals of the world championships while the rest of you on letsrun criticized my racing startegies. effing pussies!"
'I honestly thought it was the last lap!'
'my speed wasn't the question, I showed that, however I may need to work on my endurance'
I heard someone in the bleachers yell "Run Forrest, Run."
Costanza wrote:
"After I broke away, I really didn't have much more to prove" Webb said, "Keeping that pace would've really just been show boating and that's not what Kung Fu has taught me"
My favorite.
"at one point I glanced to Ramzi, he gave me a smirke and looked way to relaxed. I took that f*cken smirk off his face! Some people say I have bad tactics"
"I realized with 700m to go that I should probably start earning my $250k"
'I have the speed, just not the stamina'
surethang wrote:
"Back in high school people nick-named me 'Grandpa Flash'. Grandpa because I was balding at the age of 17, and Flash because I lit up the track day after day. It used to be hurtful but then I realized it made sense. God made me bald so I am more aerodynamic."
That's awesome.
WHAT KIND OF A MORON, AFTER RUNNING AN EARLY SEASON 2 MILE IN 8:11. WOULD LET THE RACE GO OUT IN 2:03......NO BALLS, NO GLORY.
"and when I hit the back stretch all I could think about was Peter Snell, Rome 1964"
ha. that snell post is classic. great for us oldies. bet that went straight over most browsers heads.
Hahahaha this the best thread I've seen in a long time. Great job guys@
"I tried as fast as I could to get Ramzi a coke."