OK, now.....worst movie(s) ever made

I thought "Sideways" was perhaps the least funny comedy I've ever seen.

Rocky V.....should have quit after beating Drago

You have to try to get any worse than:

Gigli

Caddyshack II

Reds

Ishtar

Showgirls

Spice World

Titanic

Waterworld

The only movie in my life I ever walked out of was, surprisingly, Punch Drunk Love, which I thought was just horrendous.

Sideways was GREAT!!!

Best "so bad it's funny" movie: Plan 9 From Outer Space.

Worst movie that everyone thinks is a good movie: My Big Fat Greek Wedding. I mean, WTF? Why is this movie so popular?

Glen or Glenda?

Vote for Double Impact or Independence Day.

I have yet to see Glen or Glenda, but I've read about it. God, I wish they'd put out an Ed Wood box.

Troll 2

Titanic hands down.

How can anyone hate on Napoleon Dynamite?

"Napoleon, give me some of your tots"

Anything with Hulk Hogan acting (save for Rocky 3) is pretty bad. I like that IMB site. Honeymooners 2005 is already one of the worst. I agree, even without seeing it.You can't do a frickin black Honeymooners. What the hell.

Why didn't you like Dances With Wolves? I thought that was a great movie. Explain.

My vote would have to be any one of those movies where someone makes a bet about dating someone or having sex with them, but then they fall and love and the person finds out about the bet and hates them for it. but then they live happily ever after anyways. There are atleast 30 chick flicks that follow this premise and they are all terrible.

Although Costner's later films were awful, I actually thought "Dances With Wolves" was terrific when it came out - actually, an almost perfect movie. I realize as time passes, a lot of the sentiment appears naive.

But it's one of the last films about which I would say you HAVE to see it on the big screen with no interruptions. If you watch it chopped up on TV, or even on DVD, you're not getting anywhere near the full impact.

Of the films currently out, the one you need to see is "Crash." Yes, some of it depends too much on coincidence, and there is the occasional false scene, but it's extremely, extremely powerful.

No one mentioned this, but I actually liked Death to Smoochy. My wife cringes then laughs at the fact that she actually sat through the whole thing with me. Any of Robin Williams' new stuff scares me. Who'd ever have thought he could play a psycho so convincingly.

Cool Hand wrote:

If you watch it chopped up on TV, or even on DVD, you're not getting anywhere near the full impact.

You need to out your face firmly between my buttcheeks because if you are sitting on the other side of the room when I rip ass you're not getting anywhere near the full impact.

Dude, Dances with Wolves sucks the sweat from a crack addict's ballsack.

Out.

Napoleon Dynamite and Mr. 3,000 are among the worst movies ever created...I can personally attest to laughing a total of once throughout both movies (when Pablo's cousins show up in the car and give their "protection"). I was especially saddened by Bernie Mac's performance in Mr. 3,000...

Dances With Wolves was unbearably preachy and self-righteous. They probably could have made an interesting movie that ended where that one began, with his decision to commit suicide, and, when that didn't work, to disappear into the wilderness. What happened to him that drove him to that decision?

Instead, it begins with him already being so wise that he's figured out the moral bankruptcy of white society, and the rest of the movie just confirms this. No character development, no conflict, no nothing but Kevin Costner being full of himself. What a Turkey!

That movie would have been a lot more believable and much better if those redskins had castrated Costner and staked his ass on top of an anthill.

Out.

Dude, Where's My Car? - Actually, this one is so unbelievebly bad, it's kind of funny.

Pearl Harbor - A three hour movie that should have been a 15 minute short. Some of the worst acting I've ever seen