Golden Corral. Death would come as sweet relief.
Golden Corral. Death would come as sweet relief.
LtM wrote:
Golden Corral. Death would come as sweet relief.
This is why last meals make no sense to me. The prisons are just setting themselves up for gross bowel release when the inmate dies. Why not restrict food for a day or two and save the trouble?
I'd like Michael Johnson to commentate on my demise and decide whether it was a good execution.
mangosteen. I'd hope the difficulty in finding it would delay my execution.
Freedom fries. Without fries.
I would order a long-distance mind control hamburger and use it to make the governor call up and cancel my execution.
Start with miso soup, followed by a nice big plate of sashimi with soy sauce, ginger, and wasabi. Wash it down with an ample amount of hot sake.
Follow it up with a plate of lo bak go and a cherry cheesecake with graham cracker crust.
I'd finish it off with a bottle Balvenie 50 Year Old, neat.
Bad Wigins wrote:
I would order a long-distance mind control hamburger and use it to make the governor call up and cancel my execution.
Bad Wigins is showing some serious thought about this subject. Well done.
One trillion antimatter cookies. No way can that be arranged by midnight.
vxcv wrote:
One trillion antimatter cookies. No way can that be arranged by midnight.
Actually, no good science data has been published in the scientific literature about how long those cookies would take to bake...so your theory seems valid.
rjm33 wrote:
vxcv wrote:One trillion antimatter cookies. No way can that be arranged by midnight.
Actually, no good science data has been published in the scientific literature about how long those cookies would take to bake...so your theory seems valid.
I hope so, it's either that, or something that actually tastes good for sure.
Emma Stone's liver and a nice chianti
We may have a winner here!
Can Able Han Able wrote:
Emma Stone's liver and a nice chianti
one dozen plain glazed donuts
two large pizzas
a bowl of pho
a stack of pancakes w/ syrup
silk soy chocolate milk
a pint of blue moon
a bag of skittles
Humble pie.
A roll of LIFESAVERS, duh!
You will get nothing, you low life pathetic excuse for a human. Did you give your victim a last meal before you killed them?
Hopefully I'd think it through, unlike Ricky Ray Rector:
#4 in this thread about pre-race nutrition:
http://www.letsrun.com/forum/flat_read.php?thread=7209497
Here's the secret, forget about all that stuff you read about in Runner's World.
For the best results head down to your local 7-11 gas station and buy the biggest bag of Funyuns that they have in stock. Pick up a box of stale Dolly Madison powdered donuts with the oldest expiration date on them along with about a half pound of packaged beef jerky and whatever fried delicacy that's been under the heat lamp the longest that day. But make sure to get some really hot sauce from Taco Bell to cover it with on the way home. Then chase it all down with a box of Saltine crackers and half a liter of Dr. Pepper before bedtime and you will feel like a champion when you get up for your shake-out jog in the morning.
That's what it takes if you have the discipline and are willing to make the sacrifices to be one of the best.
Good grief man, that sounds horrible.