If I was an enzyme, I would be DNA helicase, so I can unzip your genes.
If I was an enzyme, I would be DNA helicase, so I can unzip your genes.
Snagglepuss wrote:
Your pace or mine?
Not everyone is a runner. Use this only if she has no chest or butt.
Fancy going halves on a b@stard?
hshshsh wrote:
This was stolen from its always sunny. nice try F*** up.
Are you f***ing retarded? Of course it was, that's why I put my handle as Mantis Toboggan. I'm not saying it's mine, just impresonating one of the better charachters to come out of the show. Moron.
"I just shit my pants"
works all the time, especially if its so loud you can't hear anything the other person says....
You wanna get some pizza and f***?
What's wrong, you don't like pizza?!
Not a pick up line, but I used on a friend as we were turning serious:
"I've got two tickets to paradise." (Then I pulled out two condoms).
It worked.
Mantis Toboggan, MD wrote:
Very solid. Let's the women know she arouses you and you have a monster dong.
Speaking of which, my favorite is having a magnum condom in your wallet which you drop so the women sees it.
"Oops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong."
It's Always Sunny in Philly referrence -- great show!
"I have a small penis"
What do you teach?
OK, limited use but it worked for me. I got the girl of my dreams because we teach the same course and coach the same sport.
From the master, Barry White:
"Hi. I like the way you look and was hoping to get to know you better."
Hey slut, wanna f****?
And
It's an all you can eat buffet so why don't you come over here and sit on my face.