Christmas is Here, I am expected to chea ton my wife

unholy Cumulus wrote:

Good advice above on lying. You could also try to convince her you're a born again. Say that you'll meet up with her and try to turn her toward the light.

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now that is fvcking great!

please please puhleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez do this, op.

Consider whether she thinks you're leading her on.

I am not a troll. Here is the email:

Babes, Sooo... it is that time of year again and you have not delivered on your promise for a while now, huh? ;p

What do you think about meeting at the movies again this year? We can come up with a plan and meet afterwards?

I look forward to this all year long but you hate me now :(

Text me what movie and what time!

I wish I were a troll, so bad.

Serious Inquiry wrote:

I am not a troll. Here is the email:

Babes, Sooo... it is that time of year again and you have not delivered on your promise for a while now, huh? ;p

What do you think about meeting at the movies again this year? We can come up with a plan and meet afterwards?

I look forward to this all year long but you hate me now :(

Text me what movie and what time!

I wish I were a troll, so bad.

Oh My Gawd she is a psycho.

Get rid of the email NOW. I don't care how safe you think your computer may be.

If it eventually comes down to your word against hers, who will your wife believe?

New email address.

Reformat drive.

Change phone number.

Avoid.

Or, you could tell your wife.

Send me a picture of you, I will create a mask in your likeness. Send me this girls phone number and email address, I will talk to her telling her you got a new phone and new email. We will meet, I will rock her world (as you) and then I will store the mask for one year until the time arises again.

Babes, Sooo... it is that time of year again and you have not delivered on your promise for a while now, huh? ;p

Dude, did you actually promise to bang her every year?

If hitting some strange once every year will keep her mouth shut, then hit it.

Or arrange to meet her at a hotel room, have a masked man show up with a gun to scare the sh*t out of her, problem solved.

hey look, I can do it too wrote:

New email address.

Reformat drive.

Change phone number.

Avoid.

Or, you could tell your wife.

This is the correct answer. I had a somewhat similar situation that was about to blow up in my face and although it was hard to do I totally deleted the e-mail address I was using. I weighed it out. The inconvenience of a losing an e-mail account vs. possibly ruining the great relationship I am in now. In the end it was an easy choice. Get rid of all means of her contacting you.

And, of course, if you need justification, sign on from a machine with whose IP address you cannot be associated, then, sign yourself up with a bunch of spam/porn/unwatned email. Of "compromise" your email account. It would seem deceit is not beyond you. Figure out a way to find a reason to nuke your account. Make sure you complain about how much of a problem the new "compromised" account is to your wife so she is aware of your actions and thinks nothing of it. Also, do not research any of this on computers you own. Unless you are one who knows how to do encrypted drive with hidden OS'es running invisibly to detect (suggestion truecrypt with a linux vm on vmware) and such things. But, if someone get suspicious internet logs can also be monitored. It would be best to hop someone else's wireless connection and not use anything associated with your IP using proxy servers. All this depends on how far you want to go to create a plausible scenario. Lastly, if this woman lives just down the street, all this could be for naught. Personally, I'd take my family to a fancy dinner the night of the party and make that a new "tradition". A little surprise might spice things up at home anyway.

Unlike everyone else I say be honest with her. She may not like that you're not going to dunk your funk, but she won't like it whether you make up some absurd lie or tell the truth. With the truth at least she has the option to respect it and leave you alone.

If she's going to go psycho, she'll do it regardless of what reasoning you give her.

And if she does tell your wife, just continue the honesty with her. You're responsible for creating this situation. Now it's time to handle it responsibly regardless of consequences.

Show up with a friend and tell her it's 3 way time. A new tradition

Serious Inquiry wrote:

I am not a troll. Here is the email:

Babes, Sooo... it is that time of year again and you have not delivered on your promise for a while now, huh? ;p

What do you think about meeting at the movies again this year? We can come up with a plan and meet afterwards?

I look forward to this all year long but you hate me now :(

Text me what movie and what time!

I wish I were a troll, so bad.

Clearly a troll. He has been cheating on his wife for 12 years, so he has to be in his 30s at least.

What 35ish year old woman uses emoticons?

Kanye North wrote:

What 35ish year old woman uses emoticons?

Crazy ones who set up sex once a year with some dude for 12 years going.

I'm ashamed of you OP, and even moreso, the letsrun crowd. OP, this is simple. Post pics and we'll take care of it. You can even black out the face.

Pics?

Serious Inquiry wrote:

I cheated on my wife with this girl here in town. We worked together (but knew each other socially too)

I don't think deleting the email will work. This lady could probably get info from friends or old co-workers.

It doesn't sound like some random woman in a large city he hooked up with.

You are a horrible husband with absolutely NO respect for your wife or your family. Now, you are running scared of the truth because you are a coward. I feel sorry for your wife. She deserves better and so do your kids. They have a lying cheat as a father.

Your wife deserves to know that you cheated for 10 years and you deserve the consequences of those actions. I'm astounded that you even bothered to get married in the first place. Your marriage vows obviously mean nothing to you.