Jefe in the CO wrote:
Is it too early to announce the ANF (All Name Final) for the 800m?
In Lane One: Charles "The Strap" Jock
In Lane Two: Freddie "the Samoan" Samoei
In Lane Three: Luck "I'm fix'in to cause a..." Rucks
In Lane Four: Robby "the Anti-Duck" Andrews
In Lane Five: Andy "the Cereal Box" Wheating
In Lane Six: Chris "The Big..." Labosky
In Lane Seven: Casimir "The Sweater" Loxsam
In Lane Eight: Felix "The Cat" Kitir
Should any of the participants be unable to perform their duties in the final the following alternatives will be made available:
Elijah "The Prophet" Greer
Ryan "Ricky" Martin
Lance "I'm on a..." Roller
Great Chris Chris Bermanisms.
How about Casimir "Loxsom and Bagels"? "He ...could...go...all...the...way!"