My favorite is the one where Jerry sits in first class next to the model, while Elaine gets stuck in coach with a kosher meal and trys to get into coach. At the same time, Kramer and George fight over which route to take to the airport. Once at the correct airport, they have an adventure with a serial killer and Kramer's old roommate who he claims still owes him $$. This one puts me in stitches everytime.
Lost library book, Mr. Bookman. George Can't Standz Ya gets atomic wedgie from old PE teacher with baked bean teeth. Agree that Puddy humor is VERY funny.
1- Vulva
2- The Actress.
"I can't do this any more"
She looks at the script, trying to find the line.
Golf ball in the whale's blow hole.
James Spader getting drunk on Rum Raisin ice cream was a good one... as was the one when Jerry was dating a woman who only looked beautiful in the diner and was hideous everywhere else.
Love the one where they believe Jerry's girlfriend has fake ones and Eileen feels her up in the Sauna! Too funny...[quote]Dennis wrote:
Kramer finds the old set to the Merv Griffin show and sets it up in his apt.
The Bubble Boy...
Bubble Boy: "It's Moors!"
George: "Oh no, the card says Moops"
When George argues that there is nothing wrong with peeing in the gym shower and that it is unhealthy to hold it in.
Jerry's sarcastic response is that it is very healthy to be standing in a puddle of another man's urine.
Banya (reading): Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is
round. They should call it round tine. That's gold, Jerry! Gold!
Ive got hand!
My name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
The race...Jerry and his new g/f's boss. Great one.
George is probably the best TV character of all time. He'll screw anyone over that he can, and loves to lie. He has no pride, and that makes im hilarious...w/o a doubt..my favorite show
1) Jerry has an arguement about baseball with a fat naked guy and meanwhile Elaine is stuck on the subway that is not moving, funniest part is when it starts up and then stops after 3 seconds and Elaine explodes in a flurry of cuss words.
2) Papi pees on Jerry's couch-a classic
by far the episode where kramer gets the set of the merv griffin show in his apartment.
I think it's got to be face painter or any episode with david putty
Kramer runs for president
kramer hides the key in the bird cage
kramer works at the lost and found of movie theater
Kramer's Karate episode where he is beating up kids.
"We are all at the same skilll level Jerry!"-Kramer
The end of the episode whre he gets pounded by all the little kids, "little fists of fury" as he calls them.
Kramer gets the garbage disposal in his shower and cooks for all the "germaphobes"...
And of course, mentioned a few times before "the Contest"
the one when elaine and jerry are trying to hook up george with elaines friend, and george is asking questions such as "does she have a pinkish hue"
"thick lustrious hair is very important to me",
"if i stick my hand in her hair will i be able to get it out",
"women kill for her eyebrows"
soo many good lines in that one scene
every seinfeld episode is a classic
my favorites
1. the doodle-jerry's apartment gets infested with fleas from newmans chunky bars, kramer loses taste
2. junior mint
3. soup nazi
4. joe mayo party
5. festivus
6. serenity now
there are many more great ones as well
tractor seat vd-girl